sam witwicky

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

“i thought she was the one” stop thinkin 😂😂😂😂😂 this nigga aint never lied

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Once u start hashtagging that shi kinda get addicting

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

u ever disappointed in how drunk u was

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

probably too early to be this drunk #gojets

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

theres 7 bad waitresses n we got derrick … FUCKING DERRICK

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

its dry ova hea

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

@JetCastPod you’re perfectly well young man report all your dreams to the fleet

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

expect NOTHING from NOBODY you’ll sleep better

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

once a hoe get fat (any race) they try to turn black no edomite my queens will NOT accept u

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

hey philadelphia if ya need help cleanin up the streets for my kings arrival lmk #chosenone

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

the best advice i ever got as a man was to shit the fuck up and abuse substance

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

why tf do i always out real USD on keith mitchell

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

backed off emiliano grillo frl for what reason i dont know but i need him to bogey every hole for my sanity

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

sungjae came out wit a sungjae him sweatshirt thats my new favorite golfer

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

who tf is lucas herberts caddy ? #mallarkey

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

who can i jerk off for that would appreciate it. real sentence from my mans

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

@gwilk44 @TCTone @TennisDFSLab ya pops shouldn’t have put a small amount of penis in ya moms n made u neither but shit happens try to be more understanding garrett wilkerson

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

one of the biggest golf tournaments in the world n its not on live television ? #mallarkey

[G4G @gayforgambling]

I’m going to sleep yall I lost every bet today good night

[sam witwicky @yennnne]

i love this nigga paddy yo 😂