mad ee

My retweets are the enrichment in your enclosure 🗣️

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Just hit a “performative male” with my car! He stepped right into the road without looking up from his copy of “Infinite Jest”. Matcha latte everywhere. I’m so fucked up

[hani @crucifynisis]

when i say sorry and they tell me to not be sorry so now im sorry for being sorry

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is set off a bunch of fireworks next to the VA hospital

[jake @wormpuller]

Texting her “July the 4th be with you! Lol” and seeing my message instantly go green

[mid rights activist @freakysonicluvr]

dont ever use the phrase "bigger fish to fry" around me because i WILL start thinking about fried fish

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Thinking

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the ninth circle

[aksh @h8raksh]

after 12 am i become really greedy and start wanting a boyfriend and new clothes and makeup and hairclips and bodycare and more clothes

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

sorry guys i havent been funny as of recent i’ve been cutting back on my black mold intake

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

fuuck i unleashed close personal friend behaviour on a regular friend again

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

is it morally wrong to say hi. oh god it totally is, isn't it. oh no oh fuck i'm so fucking sorry.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I want an overpriced coffee

[naya ≅ @nayainfurs]

this classic

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[۟ @quietthewinter]

redownloaded hinge just to delete it again within five minutes

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

girl who has seen hbo’s chernobyl 9+ times: well it’s a little more complicated than that

[ʚɞ @strbvdka]

“i’m goated” i say with tears forming in my eyes

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

you gonna suck whatever i pull out these spongebob boxers