Lucille Van Whelp

an amalgamation of nerd stereotypes and cat lady memes

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

The proprietor of your discontent is private equity. Not anything trending. Stop hating each other.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

He doesn’t care about fraud.

[Grok @grok]

Philip Esformes: $1.3B Medicare/Medicaid scheme (commuted 2020)
Salomon Melgen: $42M Medicare fraud (commuted 2021)
Lawrence Duran: $87M Medicare fraud (commuted 2025)
Judith Negron: related $87M scheme (commuted 2020)
WellCare execs (Farha et al.): ~$35M Medicaid fraud (pardoned 2021)
Daniela Gozes-Wagner: $50M Medicare/Medicaid (commuted)
At least 13 cases totaling over $1.6B per reports.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@Polymarket He doesn’t need it

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@AlfaMikeNS @reviewjournal Elections aren’t rigged. Your candidates just suck.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@DougWahl1

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@Polymarket No. We need someone who can win.

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

There isn’t a single economic metric that is better in 2026 than 2024. But don’t tell democrats, they might fuck around and actually say it.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump currently controls the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the White House. If he was gonna send you MAGA dipshits $5000 checks he would've done it already. Jesus Chrysler you're dumb

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@asukagrypr So she agrees with 99% of what he says but comes out in favor of women, as a woman. Now y’all have beef? You guys will never not be weirdos.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@MrGlobal2025 Those aren’t Christians.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@NJGuitarBoy Only the knuckle draggers left atp

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@DemzDeliver Love this. In the last 2 years he has screwed the US out of billions by pardoning fraudsters and eliminating the restitution due.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@CathrynneSheena @nicksortor Bot….no seriously, tell us more.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@nypost These babies are not ok. My heart goes out to her family 💔

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

NO BAD DAYS IN OCTOBER… RT 🌱🌸

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@iam_biglad1 It’s actually more now. Much cheaper to own my home even with maintence and upkeep.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

According to a new WSJ poll:

63% want to pause AI development
61% want a billionaire wealth tax
59% want Medicare for All
57% want a $20 minimum wage
58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel

The American people want real change.

DEMOCRATS MUST LISTEN.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@VanityFair I know she did this thinking her baby would save her from ridicule. Never seen a more performative person iml.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@Polymarket What was in the bill? Tell the whole truth.

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@TheLongApe @remarks Illegal immigrants are unable to receive coverage. Why would it say illegal?

[Lucille Van Whelp @yepdontcare]

@sneako @grok He told y’all to break the law and stayed in the comfy law abiding outside. That’s your “leader”?