kris

me fui

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
no checks have been issued

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review:

“Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Google shows new prompt when you search Kacey Musgraves.

[kris @yepthatskris]

common sense is now subjective

[kris @yepthatskris]

It’s my mission to get these back 🤨

[House of Heat° @houseofheat]

PICK ONE ‼️

[kris @yepthatskris]

@houseofheat Chicago’s

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

then what is the point of giving them 30% of my money every 2 weeks

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

GTA Trilogy Definitive Editions are FINALLY fixed.

After 3 years of waiting, GTA:DE finally recieved a massive patch that has changed these remasters' visuals from the ground up and fixed a ton of issues.

Here are 10 of the biggest changes with the new patch. A Thread 🧵

[kris @yepthatskris]

@wexlerwho Wex you trying to make me blush this Monday morninnnn

[kris @yepthatskris]

fine I’ll watch jersey shore

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

On this day in 1972, Francis Ford Coppola’s masterpiece, The Godfather was released in theaters.

[kris @yepthatskris]

🤔

[KicksFinder @KicksFinder]

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[kris @yepthatskris]

@WhereThaSnaxAt Oooooh let me know lol

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Every 'SPIDER-MAN' film will re-release in theaters this year to celebrate 100 Years of Columbia Pictures

▪️ Spider-Man - April 15
▪️ Spider-Man 2 - April 22
▪️ Spider-Man 3 - April 29
▪️ The Amazing Spider-Man - May 6
▪️ The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - May 13
▪️ Spider-Man: Homecoming - May 20
▪️ Spider-Man: Far From Home - May 27
▪️ Spider-Man: No Way Home - June 3