Alexi Ann

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve (ENFP-T, Enneagram 7)

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

I did it. This is my peak #thatshot

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

I made myself watch the last movie in the After series (out of principle because I’m not a quitter), and it’s officially the worst movie series I’ve ever watched

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

⚡️🪄

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

A little delayed by a week or two, but back to my HP reread that started YEARS ago

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Hey @UPS, why do I have to pay to have my package you can’t deliver sent to a UPS store when you won’t even call me when you’re at my apartment for drop off? I need my contact lenses and you’re making this frustrating.

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Few things make me more anxious than the Gopher-Sioux series #skiumah #gogophers @GopherHockey

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

@lil__redfox Hi, hit me up and also ibuprofen 400mg + acetaminophen 500mg every 6-8 hours

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Show me your pet and who they’re named after

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

show me your pet and who they’re named after

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

99% of Jeopardy contestant interviews are so unhinged

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

@ChristinaPauley Ohhhhh my god 🫣

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy 20 years to one of the best covers of a song that really outdid the original version, 'Take Me Away' from Freaky Friday.

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Barbie was wonderful 💕

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Two very different “me”s at 10:30pm:
1) “hey, let’s get ready to go to bed because I have to be an adult and work tomorrow”
2) “hey, let’s repot my string of turtles because that is urgent”

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

I’m going on 72 hours of an on again-off again headache and I can now confidently say I’m very annoyed

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

I managed to make it through all of 2023 without any major illness, and here I am in July with a headache and sore throat acting like the end is nigh

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

Your Bones by @monstersandmen
Anything But Ordinary by @AvrilLavigne
Formidable by @twentyonepilots

[Pop Base @PopBase]

What is your favorite deep cut by any artist?

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

30 will be known as the year of my identity crisis because my eyes changed color from blue to green and I don’t know what to do with that drastic of a change

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

@hankgreen

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

@GorillaGriggs ARIEL AND I ARE HERE NOW

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

I woke up naturally at 7am on a Saturday, and now I’m crocheting a hippo. I’ve officially entered my Grandma Era.

[Alexi Ann @yerawizardlexi]

@lil__redfox I broke a basement window with one once from spinning it around in a cup. I miss them, too.