Pill$bury DopeBoi

Professor Pill$bury - PhD in Narcotics - Hood Pillanthropist: Serving Whoever Need & Getting Back Ten-Fold

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

my fent-nall machine

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@pl4ybo1 @stayyblazingg literally what happened when i went to rehab ts crazy

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

niggas nodding out

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@lidolmix @oneby10969 nah fam it’s just bad time management and procrastination and one of the things i hate abt myself. the meme just a meme

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@lidolmix ya ima be ten minutes late. but my man know this, so he tell me he gon pick me up 20 minutes before he really picking me up

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@slicklluc1 i used to have a plug that wld deliver to my work and it smelled exactly like this every time 😂

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

came up w cute names for my kittens a year ago that my bfs dad hauled off one day without telling me and now can never use those names again :(
like “Luffy” for a fluffy white boy kitten? nicknamed Baby Luff (in this form pronounced “Baby Love” and he was so SWEET? i miss him :(

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

i’ll get home after a long day at work and see my room messy from when i got ready ina morning and i know if i don’t do it NOW i won’t do it at all and it’ll be worse tomorrow so i do it. before i even sit down.

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

idk who needs to hear this but clean ur room and keep it clean you’ll feel better

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

also when u get the urge to do something do it right then. i know it seems like a big task but just DO IT. as soon as u have the thought. don’t let the thought pass or it’ll be too late.

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

my coworker said my glass cactus look like a dildo :(

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@LilCardi15 at least they don’t ask about me having kids until they ask my age and i tell them im 26. 😭😭

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

at the age where my uber drivers ina morning asking me if i have kids and im mad abt it

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

yall don’t wanna see what my room looked like a month ago jeeeesus

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

and if u have a cup of coffee in the morning clean the cup as soon as ur done. and do your laundry even tho u still have clothes to wear don’t let that shit pile up

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

and get u sum lil “doom boxes” u can put random clutter in and put ts in ur closet

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

thought i couldn’t think straight or keep my room clean bc i have adhd . but turns out i was just depressed as fuck hahaha i have no problems keeping my room clean now in fact i even decorated it and made ts look good

[Pill$bury DopeBoi @yerc3Os]

@usedacidtab they let my roommate take her wisdom teeth whattt

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i’m so pretty fr

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@KhidKhordi no shit that’s just what she told herself to feel better idk why ppl hating that she bettering herself. i get some people physically can not lose the weight so they should love themselves but she COULD SO SHE DID.