Professional business minder, therapy and vasectomy promoter on Beyoncé’s internet. Carrie Bradshaw hate account. I travel, I lift heavy and I like nice things.
What I’ve specifically learned about Cali people. LA people and Bay Area people are 2 different breeds.
The ones you’re talking about? LA people. For sure.
Posted my boyfriend yesterday and I'm getting so many messages from people gagging that I showed his face 😭 I'm not scary at all, and I'm in a relationship I love. I don't care or feel the need to hide it. Enough of that, actually!!!
my fat fuck uber driver was sitting at quicktrip for like 10 minutes bro slowing my ride up. This nigga pick me up he got like 4 hot dogs and 6 taquitos. You getting 1 star you fat bitch
You watch people fail in relationships over and over and it’s always the other persons fault. Maybe, just maybe, the TYPE of human being you continue to gravitate towards …is the issue.
Change your lifestyle, change your perspective and change what you find attractive.
my biggest piece of life advice is that more people should break up after 5-7 years, breaking up should always be on the table and many many people’s lives would be improved by realizing it’s not a moral failing for things to change
I slept 10 hours last night for the first time in like 5 years. Woke up right on time for my therapy appointment, joined the zoom call and my therapist said “just woke up huh”.
Almost took offense.