Casey June

I'm awesome.

[Casey June @yesac87]

I wish I had half the confidence of a chick bass player.

[Casey June @yesac87]

@MattSevik DESKPOP!

[Casey June @yesac87]

@HiltonHonors 57

[Casey June @yesac87]

There’s no bigger spoiler in a movie than seeing Bobby Cannavale in a movie. Has he ever not played a villain?

[Casey June @yesac87]

Luigi is a sack of pissnuts. These gummy worms taste like Chinese food.

[Casey June @yesac87]

He looks like a shitty Justin Timberlake dog

[Casey June @yesac87]

I wish we had some bagel bites

[Casey June @yesac87]

But seriously…. Has anyone checked on Jake Gyllenhal today?

[Casey June @yesac87]

There are few things worse than having to put a king sized duvet back together alone

[Casey June @yesac87]

@OldNavy how are you going to send me an ad for $6 pajamas when the pajamas in the dang pictures aren’t even on sale or available? Get it together.

[Casey June @yesac87]

Excel removing leading zeros is the bane of my existence

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[Casey June @yesac87]

@OptimusGinger #tagalongs

[Casey June @yesac87]

Where do futons come from? Like everyone I know just has one they got from a friend who got it from a relative, but where do they originate?!?!?

[Casey June @yesac87]

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[Casey June @yesac87]

@dunkindonuts stupid app sure worked to DOUBLE add my money to my account but never works for me to order Free Donut Friday. Thanks for nothing!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

[Casey June @yesac87]

@thexybeatht JTT!

[Casey June @yesac87]

@theofficetv

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.