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we are exactly as qualified to run a satirical newspaper as our elected officials are qualified to govern

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Amid Funding Cuts, Local Theatre @TTOK120 Urged by City Council To Get a Second Job at McDonalds

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Kawartha Pine Ridge District School Board director of education got 25% raise despite provincewide pay freeze; ‘A little bit hurt by this’: Trustees approved ‘one-time adjustment’ as part of a restructuring of the senior administration https://t.co/RgjdjPv2xI via @ptboexaminer

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City Council Breathes Sigh of Relief as Black History Month Comes to a Close https://t.co/HeDxZxLp8E

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“I like white garbage bags and I’m not going to apologize for that” https://t.co/qTw6KWe9J2

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Local Church Reveals Dazzling New Interpretation of New Testament https://t.co/Q3wqE0fEiz

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MPP Dave Smith Tells Woman to “Button It, Baby” https://t.co/MrLjRPMUu8

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MP Ferreri’s Earthquake Review: ‘Great special effects, boring plot’ https://t.co/z9LxbaTLyh

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Peterborough liberals agree to set aside thoughts on prison reform for a few minutes. https://t.co/tAsqCSCVkW

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Michelle Ferrari Stuffs Constituents’ Mailboxes with Selfies https://t.co/gyOaAcgEvk

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Developer Cancels Apartment Project Due to Fewer Dead Bodies in the Streets. https://t.co/H4dm0Shhd3

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.@alexbierk Care to comment?

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Councillor Alex Bierk Begins Campaign to Evict Housed Citizens So He Can House Them https://t.co/LviEP9NdBU

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Councillor Alex Bierk Begins Campaign to Evict Housed Citizens So He Can House Them https://t.co/LviEP9NdBU

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Great Scott! Troubling Expenditures Proposed In City Transit Report https://t.co/2hB4jfgkoE

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Councilor Files Motion To Ban Confrontational Language, Doesn’t Like To Be Called Names, “Even When Accurate.” https://t.co/YbN3ZTOSL3

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Dirty Limericist Named as Peterborough’s Second Poet Laureate https://t.co/xeYgRWT8w0

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Weather Happened. https://t.co/4lRR6P81Ne

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Local Man Gifts Prized Ventriloquist’s Dummy to Pierre Poilievre https://t.co/ZEWq93qEMU

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MPP Dave Smith Doesn’t Exist https://t.co/lycgJPQzrN

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Wow, huge news from @CityPtbo council. @JoelleKovach Can you confirm?

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City Council Votes to ‘Pretend They’re Asleep,’ Halts All 2023 Spending. https://t.co/OA9ZfNWpAp

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City Council Votes to ‘Pretend They’re Asleep,’ Halts All 2023 Spending. https://t.co/OA9ZfNWpAp