Nicole

•Snarky workaholic•

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@allyhenton I’m at a White Cheddar level of offended right now

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@MissRBaller’s biggest little fan 😂🥰

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

When you send your cousin a Starbucks gift card to cheer her up, but she can’t use it because all the @Starbucks locations within 30 miles of her close at noon...

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@thesadbee I clean 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jake D. Aupperle @JakeAupperle]

Me: I really need to eat better.

"Who wants the last piece of garlic bread?

Also me:

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

Nothing like drinking coffee to remind me I'd like another coffee

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

I never thought morning conversations with my husband would center around whether or not the baby has pooped yet...

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@thesadbee I love when people complain like that... like, you’re part of the problem?????? GTFO Karen

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

I ate so much cheese tonight..... I will regret it tomorrow

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

If at first you don't succeed, then clearly you didn't drink enough coffee

[VCscanner @VCscanner]

@CAFireScanner I want off this ride now

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@finlandpavilion My face hurts thinking about this

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@finlandpavilion Oof hard pass

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

Dude if I can hear you from the other side of the house over the house fan and the iPad blasting white noise at full volume, you’re too damn loud.

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

My “mom level” today is looking at those necklaces that have a mini fan attached and thinking “Huh, yeah I’d use that.”
🤦🏼‍♀️ I used to be cool...

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

Have you ever spilled a little bit of your coffee and realized that the thread you're hanging on by is actually quite thin?

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

@weirdstain

[Nicole @yesitisnicole]

I woke up and my arm was so numb I was sure it would just fall off.