@rv31416@rhysiedarby They cherish their privacy. Last thing the goats want is the mind-numbing car-chase* terror** that Harry and Meghan recently suffered in New York. And that is the only possible result if I posted their pictures.
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**nope nope
All tickets now on sale! AND we have a special 2-for-1 ticket offer for Tues and Weds in both Wellington and Auckland... if you book by Friday. Code is POTTER because... why not🤣
Link in bio... https://t.co/iMQFI6cxPm
I’m the new ‘& more’ guy on this lineup. Definitely fucking around. New material. Probably bad. Come laugh at me in that bad way. This Thurs... https://t.co/f4nkZrTYJe
Okay. So this is happening. If you’re planning on being in Auckland in early May, you should probably come. Tickets in link in bio. https://t.co/J586Gi3o6o
I am a devotee of the cult of #WAP because if you have a problem with women’s sexuality, then you have a problem with women. In which case, you should probably sit your arse down and give Cardi B the mic. https://t.co/YpL9tYrRgv
This is Bill. I spotted him in our bush and we spent over an hour trying to find him. He’s staying over tonight, and tomorrow we’ll try and find his home. But we don’t want Bill to leave. Because he is SO FREAKING… https://t.co/LW72P9FQxO