Jonno Roberts

occasional site visitor. lover of humans. maker of mistakes.

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

@rv31416 @rhysiedarby They cherish their privacy. Last thing the goats want is the mind-numbing car-chase* terror** that Harry and Meghan recently suffered in New York. And that is the only possible result if I posted their pictures.
*nope
**nope nope

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

@rhysiedarby The Queen of Chest. The Chest of Queen? Either way, the Priest character is having a blast.

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

@BirdThird @rhysiedarby To them I am the Emperor of Cuddles and Grand Vizier of Ear Scratching.

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@ginnyandersen Hell yes!! So proud of you!!

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@FoxyLustyGrover @DylanReeve Can I put ‘Nicking bin dildos’ up for a Phrase of the Year award somewhere?

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@rosiecd Don’t get me started on her commas.

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@biffyb 😆

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@NordVPN give tech support guru Oliver a raise. They spent ages helping me with a connection issue and basically just rocked. Give. Oliver. Money.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/6q4ovM5VdV

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@QuadeCooper @ausgov Mate. As a kiwi, I loved to hate you. You deserve to be treated better.

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Yeah. Did a thing with these two megababes and I guess it was clever. Rock on, lockdown projects! #filmawards https://t.co/my6zNlO81O

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All tickets now on sale! AND we have a special 2-for-1 ticket offer for Tues and Weds in both Wellington and Auckland... if you book by Friday. Code is POTTER because... why not🤣
Link in bio... https://t.co/iMQFI6cxPm

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I’m the new ‘& more’ guy on this lineup. Definitely fucking around. New material. Probably bad. Come laugh at me in that bad way. This Thurs... https://t.co/f4nkZrTYJe

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

Okay. So this is happening. If you’re planning on being in Auckland in early May, you should probably come. Tickets in link in bio. https://t.co/J586Gi3o6o

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@realchrisbauer Damn son. Dreams came true!

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

Reason #9,844,562 I love my wife. https://t.co/V73QwdhMMX

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#socialdistance
#newzealand https://t.co/a7QglCxeIC

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

I am a devotee of the cult of #WAP because if you have a problem with women’s sexuality, then you have a problem with women. In which case, you should probably sit your arse down and give Cardi B the mic. https://t.co/YpL9tYrRgv

[Jonno Roberts @yesjonno]

This is Bill. I spotted him in our bush and we spent over an hour trying to find him. He’s staying over tonight, and tomorrow we’ll try and find his home. But we don’t want Bill to leave. Because he is SO FREAKING… https://t.co/LW72P9FQxO