Salman

Satire mostly

[s. @neutrondust_]

The man responsible for exorbitant electricity bills is enjoying his life and he doesn’t give a flying fuck to the plight of people.

[farrukh saleem @SaleemFarrukh]

Parliament must pass a law exempting all 57,000 blue passport holders from personal income tax, corporate income tax, capital gains tax, sales tax, excise duty, customs duty, capital value tax, agriculture tax, immovable property tax, motor vehicle tax, motor vehicle registration tax, stamp duty, profession tax, entertainment tax, withholding tax, petroleum levy, gas infrastructure development cess, workers welfare fund, municipal and development charges

[Kippsam Malik @KeepsamM]

سابق ارکان پارلیمنٹ اُن کی شریک حیات اور اٹھائیس سال تک بچوں کے لیے بلیو پاسپورٹ کا بل سینیٹ سے منظور

یہ وطن ججوں کا ہے جرنیلوں کا ہے سیاستدانوں کا ہے بیوروکریسی کا ہے

یہ وطن تمھارا ہے باقی شودر عوام کی 200 یونٹ والی سہولت بھی ختم ہو گئی ہے

[Amir Zia @AmirZia1]

Blue Pakistani passports should only be for officials on diplomatic assignments -- and that too only until their term lasts.
Why should every MNA, MPA & senator along with their families get them? This is also a form of corruption. These undue privileges undermine democracy.

[Miftah Ismail @MiftahIsmail]

In a new Liveability Index, Karachi came 170 out of 173 cities.

The 5 cities just above Karachi are:
Harare, Zimbabwe; Kyiv, Ukraine (under war); Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea; Lagos, Nigeria; Algiers, Algeria).

The only three cities worse than Karachi are:
Dhaka, Tripoli, Libya (under civil war) and Damascus, Syria (under civil war).

This after 18 years of continuous PPP rule in Sindh.

[MirH_x @MirH_x]

Sirajuddin Haqqani after drinking gaumutra.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🥭 Indian mangoes have been banned from Japan 🇮🇳 🇯🇵

[Ishaq Dar @MIshaqDar50]

Warm welcome to all delegates arriving for the 9th OIC Ministerial Conference on Women in Islamabad. We wish you productive discussions & a memorable stay in Islamabad.

[South Asia Index @SouthAsiaIndex]

Pakistan officially refuses to accept the return of Rochdale grooming gang ringleader Shabir Ahmed and all other convicted members of the gang.

◾ Pakistan govt says it has no legal obligation to take them back because offenders renounced their Pakistani citizenship decades ago and are not the citizens of Pakistan anymore.

◾ Pakistan govt says it is an internal issue of UK and UK govt must deal with it, instead of involving Pakistan.

◾ British media has reported that Pakistan has told UK that it can go "beyond normal procedures" if UK is ready to to return the favor.

◾As per media reports, Pakistani govt has demanded deportation of the following Pakistani nationals:

▪️Altaf Hussain
▪️Adil Raja
▪️Shehazad Akbar
▪️Baloch separatists

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Kiwi Journalist 🇳🇿 : Why Narendra Modi never holds a Press Conference?

Babu : Because Indian population is mostly rural, they don’t like spoken down to, they want direct speeches.

RIP Logic 😭

[alluBukhara @HannibalBarx]

Pakistanis are murtads and deserve to die in their mosques. While sitting with Hinduvta is perfectly halal according to Afghan sharia

[Tactical Tribune @TacticalTribun]

🇨🇦❌🇮🇳:
US, Canada confirmed the Indian gang behind the killings of Sikh leaders. The gang is backed by Indian RAW.

[Punjab With Maryam @TareenP10265]

پنجاب میں شاپنگ بیگ کی الگ رقم لینے پر پابندی، دکاندار کو 50 ہزار روپے جرمانہ ہوگا۔

[US Attorney L.A. @USAO_LosAngeles]

International crackdown on India-based organized crime gangs results in 24 arrests in U.S., Canada, and Europe https://t.co/MGFQzJAp6F

[Surbhi @SurrbhiM]

An 11-year-old minor girl was r@ped and murd€πed in Baruipur.

The police arrested the accused but later released him because the accused is a close aide of a BJP leader.

The same media that was criticizing Mamata Banerjee 24/7 in the RG Kar case is now completely silent because there is a BJP govt now.

[Mr Exposer @MrExposer222]

An Indian Army fell into a ditch after the driver fell asleep, killing 9 soldiers

[Amala🇵🇰 @Amala_khanzay]

🇮🇳A 12-year-old Muslim girl was brutally gang-raped and murdered in Baruipur, West Bengal,India.

Two accused arrested. One suspect beaten to death by the public.

No police. No law. Only pure public action and instant justice.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇮🇳 BREAKING: Hindu man raped and murdered 12 year old girl in West Bengal

They just recovered the body. Heartbreaking.

[Pakistan Vanguard 🇵🇰 @PakVanguard]

⚡ Found the real one...