yesyesthatright

[yesyesthatright @yesyesmaam]

Birthday party concept. Surprise guests with speeddating excercises. Everyone must speed date.

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Maybe I’ll make a tweet right now.

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Next dinner party I host shall simply be me serving up a plate of Polly pocket clothing. And the people will be pleased.

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One think I doubt I will ever grow out of is crying when I break a plate. It’s a startling noise and the guilt for wasting a perfectly good plate is crippling.

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Research shows: On one random day in 2006, speed-walking became the new hobby for 1 in 5 dads.

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Yo do you want my girlfriend to DJ your mushrooms trip?

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The rash shirt is the most integral part of the male anatomy.

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There is a serious correlation between white men that own kimonos and narcissism.

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Can’t believe @TomCoolins just shat himself

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I love watching porn on my Fitbit, it counts my strokes.

Joke credited to Tom, Jade and Tegan. It was a group effort.

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Do you ever think that sometimes the jug just juggles a second too long and the water tastes burnt?

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@TomCoolins stop planting rumours to break up the flat xoxo gossip girl

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@littlejade2001 I shitted

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Yo Tom Holland killed his met gala look!

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Well blow up my arsehole and call my a piccolo

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Okay listen….
An immortal being who’s only purpose is to write every Broadway musical ever.

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@soobzworld Oh I am just shaking in my boots, a three eyed and two mouthed emoji? If you are truly trying to scare me why don’t you just start talking about micro plastics. IM FUCKING SCARED ABOUT THAT SHIT

[yesyesthatright @yesyesmaam]

Don’t be afraid to just use the word vagina instead of weak innuendos, you absolute pussay

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@yesyesmaam smells like boiled ham

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Starting Twitter beef with @soobzworld okay go

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When men bounce? Immediately, ICK.