Jake from State Farm®🪑

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

Is this the mug to cure hypocaffeinemia? @chubbyemu

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@lionessvibes @TifaAuntie World Trade Center.

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@yyw2000 圈子就是圈子

[Son Luong @sluongng]

Codex just found a “workaround” of not having sudo on my pc…

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@StarGazerMiao 🎉🎉🎉

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@Ruth_Kant_ @realsigridjin Bro lives in a world where 1 byte = 4 bits

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@kenw_2 洗稿 veritasium

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@wangjupaian 这种在纽约也遍地都是，不奇怪。

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@jian_w3ng @grok 事实核查

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@sciencegirl @grok Is this AI? If not, where is this highway?

[ayy @esteticismo]

@LinkedInLunat1c This is true because AI = 0

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@hsn8086 @grok answer this question

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@MistsDerarme Parody account

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@yyw2000 Systems research (in academia) is long dead. Just take it and move on.

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@yyw2000 It’s just a game.

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@tianyin_xu @NeneShinonome @yyw2000 To be fair, the v1 of NeoMem (arXiv:2403.18702v1) went public on 3/27/2024. It was revised in September. This might sound like a nitpick and I fully understand parallel works appear all the time, but their paper was published before ASPLOS summer deadline.

[Merlin @TheWizardTower]

Linus is under a unique requirement that the vast majority of web developers have never encountered:

His code has to work.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Jake from State Farm®🪑 @yet_another_t]

@MaileOnX @elonmusk @xDaily How to prove something doesn't exist?

[Travis Whitaker (hs/acc) @TravisMWhitaker]

If you think:

int x = …
unsigned int y = …
x > y

should pass the type checker, you are part of the reason why all the software is so bad.

[VL/HCC @vlhcc]

@barik @krismicinski @natefoster @ShriramKMurthi We will provide you a 12 month deadline extension.