Yitz

Living life, 140 characters at a time.

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Little known fact: Like the corporate Mother’s Day before it, Shavuos was invented by Big Dairy in Wisconsin

#Shavuos

#Shavuos

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Part of why $BTC is falling is because not only is it in fact a POOR store of value, you can't really buy many things with it. But at least seems again soon 10,000 BTC could buy diamond hands two Papa John pizzas. 🍕📉

#Bitcoin #DiamondHands #pigslikepizza

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That's me, creating eternal homes for marine life and a fundamental builder of this new ecosystem. 💪

https://t.co/ZvpOJsaI2Q

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It's not even 2 o'clock and I'm already day-chocolating

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No need to wait for for Tu B'Av. The Shlissel to a man's heart is through his Challah.
#shlisselchallah

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Has George Takei teleported to the future and hired a social networking comedy team? Disappears for 15 yrs and now he's all over my FB feed.

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FEMA warning of power outages. I'm drinking all my booze before the mixers go bad. #frankenstorm

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#Prediction: Researchers will discover teen pregnancy is a leading cause of high incidents of girls being born with the name Katniss.

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I used to think there's nothing more despicable than the self-hating Jew--  enter the self-hating rich.  

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Deal sites are effectively repricing, resulting in what we may call the Groupon Effect: $100 worth of services for $200-- NOW only $100!

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My memory has been failing me for as long as I can remember.

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@ylove Re: When telling people ur name is "Yitz" u never get that quizzical "It's....*what*?" ? //Happens to me all the time.

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Tweet and RT were on a bridge; Tweet fell off, who was left?

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I feel like i'm DONE; got no more work in me for the day. course that just won't do 'cuz it's 2:59 o'clock. where are the inspiration gods??

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@ioubeer Tova P (a.k.a. Vito's mom) for fronting me a drink at karaoke.