Veronica

I plateau much

[Veronica @yki_roni]

What if everytime we dream about ourselves dyíng we actually die in another universe and in this universe our eventual death would be when there isn’t another version that wakes up to continue the dream/experience

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it

[YUA @creative_yua]

The most misused word in Nigeria has to be “ramifications.”

Here are 10 words Nigerians commonly misuse:

1.🔹Ramifications

People think it means “in all ways.”
But it simply means consequences or effects.

2.🔹Double-dating

People think it means dating two people at once.
But it simply means two different couples going on a date together.

3.🔹Bogus

People think it means “very big.”
But it actually means fake or fraudulent.

4.🔹Severally

People think it means “many times.”
But it actually means separately or individually.

5.🔹Lousy

People think it means “noisy.”
But it actually means terrible or of poor quality.

6.🔹Dupe

People think a dupe is a scammer.
But a dupe is actually the person who has been deceived or scammed.

7.🔹Herbalist

People often use it to mean a “witch doctor.”
But a herbalist is someone who practises herbal medicine.

8.🔹Invaluable

People think it means “useless.”
But it actually means extremely valuable.

9.🔹Nonchalant

People think it means negligent or careless.
But it actually means calm and unconcerned.

10.🔹Stubborn

People think it means playful or troublesome.
But it simply means unwilling to change your mind or behaviour.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What do you think is the most misused word in 9ja?

I'll go first.

MALICE
.
.
.
What you call Malice is Stonewalling.

Refusal to talk to a person and cut off communication during conflict, or anger, is called STONEWALLING.

Malice simply means intention to commit harm.

Nobody is keeping malice with you. That phrase doesn't exist and doesn't make sense in English. The person is stonewalling you.

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

The kind of advice women don’t sit down to listen to 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[Veronica @yki_roni]

It’s everyone’s first time here, just because they are not going through your ideal version of hard doesn’t mean life isn’t throwing them challenges. Everyone’s fighting different battles you may know nothing about, give people grace.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Can we stop dismissing young people when they speak about how hard life feels?

[Veronica @yki_roni]

Because Nigerians are stupid

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Give me one solid reason you feel like Tinubu is capable for a second term.

Just one

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

I promise you this has nothing to do with being born in 2002. Their aunties from the 1980s and ‘90s act just the same way.

[Veronica @yki_roni]

The puff😍🤤

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

What type are you?

[Veronica @yki_roni]

What a man can do I cannot do it, even what a woman can do dey stress me😩

[Veronica @yki_roni]

Mouth is good motors

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

Always run towards the place where bomb has been dropped rather than away from it. Chances of another bomb being dropped at same place is 0.

[Veronica @yki_roni]

@_crusher_1998 Sorry, it would only get better 🙏🫶❤️

[Veronica @yki_roni]

Is that what you’re doing?

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Never force convo, once u notice the dry replies, just come twitter come chill.

[Veronica @yki_roni]

At the end of the day this is social media, people would only put out what they want you to see.

[Veronica @yki_roni]

This is a 25year old lady we are talking about! Y’all talk about marriage like it’s a crime and not worth doing. If all her post were about going to a club or night life or even church would we talking about her being nightlife-centered or church-centered?

[premier league winner @adolbarbie]

She is, in fact, marriage-centred. It’s not a crime but you can smell the need for marriage all over her posts. And I discovered her yesterday due to the noise and did a deep dive of her TikTok. Everywhere, marriage this, marriage that.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

“If you don’t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

I pretend not to see people’s embarrassing moments.

[isitacrimetobehot🌶️ @Oyinnxo]

37 young lives, gone because @official_NSCDC are murderers!!!

37 young lives, gone because @official_NSCDC are murderers!!!

37 young lives, gone because @official_NSCDC are murderers!!!

37 young lives, gone because @official_NSCDC are murderers!!!

[gst @wearegst]

Nigerians are living very poorly and it shows.

[Veronica @yki_roni]

@dammiedammie35 Then you go ahead to buy gas at #1800🤗