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just here to vibe | nsfw/18+ | allcheng and switch!wangxian brainrot

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

he’s just standing there…boobily

[Fly🪶 @flockofwords]

Holy fucking shit, I think I need to sit down.

[sady ❥ @_silverclaws]

since we’re on the topic of nielan, i just think LXC and WWX would bond over finding out that their respective husbands have dimples when they smile widely

[¥AKI$OBA BAB¥ @yicityslut]

Wang Zhuocheng what the FUCK

[closed @playwuji]

jiang chengs ICONIC cql entrance to the phantom of the opera soundtrack… you’re welcome

[sady ❥ @_silverclaws]

Cw: a/b/o

The Lans are on the hunt for the man who has defiled LWJ—the most coveted omega in the palace of Gusu—just before his wedding to the heir of the Wen empire. See, omegas aren’t supposed to start their heat until after they’ve lost their virginity.

[양양 @1oKRvQ]

공상
#魔道祖师 #MDZS #마도조사

[Leo 🍉 @YunmengLotus]

consider, lwj hiding a major neck tattoo of gentians beneath all of his turtlenecks. I just think it'd be so nice to watch wei yings face when he discovers it for the first time 6 years into their friendship and going, "wtf lan zhan, that's super hot."

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

that thing wwx does where he gives a perfect theory/explanation by presenting all the evidence and details while tackling all the counterpoints and doing process of elimination in a systematic manner from start to finish in one go. it’s so sexy. and he does this MULTIPLE TIMES

[sam @nanijpg]

chengling sweetie

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

wwx squeezes lwj's boob mid-conference because he's pissed at everyone's bullshit and the stressboob is RIGHT THERE but then lwj /moans/ and everyone just. freezes

[cicer @cicerfics]

I really want a reincarnation AU where wangxian lock eyes in a Starbucks, and their memories of their past life suddenly flood back, and they IMMEDIATELY start making out and then rush directly to the courthouse to get married.

[Killian Sundermann @killersundymann]

Irish and German people offering things

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

twin dilfs of gusu
#蓝曦臣1008生日快乐

[dhar/kas @weiyingpls]

he turned thirty and put on the dilf turtleneck IMMEDIATELY like bro relax

[cabbage @daltoneering]

in times of internet provision trouble the one last bastion remains

[tuva ♥️ @darkredloveknot]

lwj fucks au but he’s subby….needing rough hands on him, being demanding about it, with a certain coldness to him that tends to drive men wild. hm……yeah.

[cat @ariskamalt]

jiang cheng & wwx taking turns slapping each other in the face one night at Gusu bc they’re annoying idiot boys who would do that game & lwj walks in meaning to get them in trouble for drinking/noise but sees them both slapped red & adrenalized & is like ………..

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

lqr affectionate drunk he takes one sip of alcohol and LIFTS a fully-grown (sober) lwj into his arms and wails “a-zhaaaan my babyyyyy” and lwj just pats his uncle’s cheeks and says “mn. your baby”