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[باغی @Baaghiee]

میرا ایک سگا میجر کرنل کچھ ہے، بات ہو رہی تھی پاکستان کی، دو سوال پوچھے، آئین کی بات ہوئی، حدود کی بات ہوئی تو جواب میں صاحب نے فرمایا تم لوگوں کا علاج ہی گولی ہے

مسلہ جرنیلوں کا نہیں ہے، مسلہ اس ادارے کی سوچ کا ہے، اس ادارے کی بنیادوں میں کیڑ۱ لگا ہوا ہے۔ ان کا کیڑا نکالنا ہو گا

[Pakistan Walli @pakistanwalli]

Watched first few minutes of Imran Khan’s sisters’ presser, and I'm gutted and raged beyond words.

Pakistani military is not a military. It's the world’s largest terrorist organization. Asim Munir is not an army general. He is a terrorist ringleader.

May these bastards perish.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Yes!!!

Spain win. Justice is done.

[yasir @ynaveed]

https://t.co/scdbbh1hvw

If you are rich in Pakistan, you have a different passport all together. * Music *

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨BREAKING: For the first time, the original Pakistani cypher — cable I-0678, the document that triggered the removal of former Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan — is being released in full by Drop Site.

[yasir @ynaveed]

@RebelByThought چ guevara 😭

[yasir @ynaveed]

Funny how the moment Pakistan switched from “strategic depth” to actual diplomacy, Afghanistan got a lot quieter.
Almost like someone finally found the off switch.

#IranWar‌

[Aleema Khanum @Aleema_KhanPK]

Imran Khan has been kept in solitary confinement for six months under brutal conditions, while Bushra Bibi is being held the same way. Their freedom is being deliberately blocked by the Chief Justice of the Islamabad High Court, who refuses to fix their bail hearings.

Imran Khan has made it clear that the judiciary is no longer independent, it is acting like a tool of the government. Judges assigned to his cases are not delivering justice; they are ensuring hearings never happen. The reality is simple: the moment this case is heard, its weak and baseless nature will be exposed, and bail will become unavoidable. That is exactly why it is being stalled. Imran Khan and Bushra Bibi continued imprisonment is due to Judge Dogar, who is openly facilitating a government that came to power by stealing Imran Khan’s mandate.

Through Salman Safdar, Imran Khan has sent a message, his wife is being pushed to the edge by prolonged isolation. He has said he can endure this ظلم himself, but she is being broken to force him into submission. The pressure is deliberate, calculated, and inhumane. He said clearly “no deal, no surrender! It is liberty or death.”

[Hussain Nadim @HNadim87]

Since Pak journos and analysts were too busy with the "food menu" and desperately looking for a "big breaking", here is what I think was a very interesting diplomatic signal from the US-Iran peace talks:

JD Vance thanked PM Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir. Meanwhile, the Iranian side thanked the people of Pakistan.

Tells you so much how the two sides are operating, and what they view as their leverage with Islamabad.

[Sheikh Hopeful @high_hopeful]

BREAKING: JD Vance reportedly broke down in tears after Shehbaz Sharif informed him about what happened at Jinnah House

[Shireen Mazari @ShireenMazari1]

As a Pakistani I feel a sense of pride that we are continuing our tradition of facilitating regional & global peace. Today we are again centre stage as Iran & US meet for peace talks in Islamabad. But as a mother I can't forget today is 79th day of Imaan & Hadi's illegal incarceration.

[yasir @ynaveed]

@GaziAmirGujar @HamiThePhenom Now we know what deal this fellow made when he was abducted earlier.

[yasir @ynaveed]

Well well well. Are we not giving any credit to his abu? Vision tu unka hai

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Shehbaz Shariff: The father of Global Diplomacy!!

👉 Forced USA to close its Embassy in Pakistan

👉 Forced Finland to close its Embassy in Pakistan

👉JD Vance has been travelling to Pakistan for 8 Days

👉 Forced Qatar to deny Visas to every Pakistani

👉 Forced UAE to cancel transit visas for Pakistanis

👉 Forced China to play a mediator between Pak and Afghanistan

👉 Forced UAE and Saudi Arabia to Collect Pending Loans from Pakistan

👉 Forced Iran to announce that Pakistan is no more a Mediator between US and Iran

👉 Forced IMF to dictate terms to Pakistan and force them to increase Prices of petrol, Diesel and Electricity

[Pakistan Walli @pakistanwalli]

عمران خان کے ٹویٹس سے عاصم منیر اور فوج بوکھلا جاتے تھے۔ اب مہینوں سے عمران خان کا اکاؤنٹ خاموش پڑا ہوا ہے، لیکن جو چانٹا اس مولوی صاحب نے عاصم منیر کو اس ویڈیو میں مارا ہے، گونج بہت دور تک سنی گئی ہوگی۔ بالکل عمران خان کا اسٹائل۔ زبردست!

[yasir @ynaveed]

Pakistanis fiercely defending Iran from regime change after successfully normalizing one at home for the last three years.

#IranWar

[yasir @ynaveed]

The 170 school girls bombed were part of the regime?

[Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz @bundeskanzler]

We are on the same page: This terrible regime in Tehran must go. We will talk about the day after. And we must talk about Ukraine. We want an end to these wars.

[yasir @ynaveed]

@MYUwrites @MohsinnaqviC42 Chota sa bilkul. Saddar rawalpindi k pas.

[yasir @ynaveed]

Meanwhile overstaffing was main issue to begin with.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[yasir @ynaveed]

Humaray idaray ka naam le k koi faida uthay ye hum honay nai dein gay. Sirf hum khud hi faida uthain gay xD

[Mohsin Ali @Mohsin_o2]

No one is allowed to use the institution’s name for personal benefits.

Thank you Big brother 🇵🇰