illumalnatis 🍕

i be talkin shit like i ain't scared to lose a fist fight

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

oh i'm king of the trees i'm the treemeister #ApexLegends

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[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the “gayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@WASPAmerica @SthormyStar @chaedria ugly of soul

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

This is super important. Bear is more conventially attractive, but he's an anxious loser. Ian is authentic and fun.

Dear incels, Clavicular is wrong. Maybe just be normal and chill.

[Dilettante Alighieri @BigPapaMuchow]

The most unrealistic part of Obsession isnt Bear's behaviour. Its that these two were supposedly hooking up LOL

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@WASPAmerica @SthormyStar @chaedria I'm not defending everyone, I'm calling you a hypocrite. Hope you find peace!

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@WASPAmerica @SthormyStar @chaedria Jesus spent his time extending love and grace to prostitutes and tax collectors, not being a cunt to people on the internet, Henry

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@WASPAmerica @SthormyStar @chaedria do you happen to know about this guy named jesus

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@Lateralus_37 @mp4ultra @millexcel lol go tell David

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@mp4ultra @Lateralus_37 @millexcel creepy disturbing weird thing contrasted or juxtaposed with the mundane thing is definitionally lynchian, nerd. you're not more elevated than normies because masturbated to eraserhead

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@mp4ultra @Lateralus_37 @millexcel yeah maybe, if it were also set inside a suburban kitchen that's trapped within an alternate dream dimension that would help 🤓 fucking nerd lmao

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@mp4ultra @Lateralus_37 @millexcel no, it's south park

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@mp4ultra @Lateralus_37 @millexcel you probably

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@mp4ultra @Lateralus_37 @millexcel this but unironically

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@arealzooanimal @EarlyGaiaArt yeah but be so fr it's primarily a horror story. it's about a guy who finds a spooky book in a spooky dead guy's apartment and the book is all about a spooky house

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@EarlyGaiaArt @arealzooanimal I was just filling that guy in, not passing judgement. But fwiw i don't genuinely consider it to be a love story anyway. there's a love story inside of it, sure, but navidson isn't even the primary protagonist, it's that fucking loser johnny truant

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@Lateralus_37 @millexcel Oh, did you know David personally?

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@arealzooanimal @EarlyGaiaArt they just said something like "lol it's not a love story" and then when shown to be incorrect deleted the post 🤷🏼‍♀️

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@Lateralus_37 @millexcel idk how can you see that little dude with the lamp behind her and not get black lodge vibes.

[BradTheAstroman @BradTheAstroman]

This movie is just… I can’t explain it
It’s like describing a dog to someone who has never seen a dog before. And then asking them to draw it.

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

People either loving Backrooms or hating it but niggas like me form their own opinion

[illumalnatis 🍕 @yoSoNon]

@ohiojesustwink "Nascent young filmmakers must do the same. The corporate Backrooms won’t allow it otherwise."