Uncle Parlay

Like sponge in the game just soaking up #Decatur ATL✈️JC #ETSUAlumna instagram: me.1loo

[Uncle Parlay @yo_mello]

@fadebabeshawty Lemme get a fry

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS IS NASTY NASTY WORK LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

How am I just learning that chipotle is a dried jalapeño

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

THIS IS NOT FAKE. THIS IS REAL.

Canada is burning. Europe is on fire. New York's sky is smoke. The oceans are boiling. The heat is lethal.

If you are still denying climate change you are denying the Earth a future.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Uncle Parlay @yo_mello]

@__tdx

[Uncle Parlay @yo_mello]

@TheGTumlin Like bruh to the divisional team

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Timberwolves Receive:
— LaMelo Ball
— Josh Green

Hornets Receive:
— Naz Reid
— 2033 Unprotected 1st-RD Pick
— Three 1st-RD Pick Swaps (2028, 2029, 2030)
— Three 2nd-RD Picks (2029, 2032, 2033)

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MEXICO GOAAAL 🇲🇽

IT'S ELECTRIC IN MEXICO CITY AFTER TAKING THE LEAD 🔥

(via @FOXSports)

[Uncle Parlay @yo_mello]

Elite aau team

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DARRYN PETERSON GOES NO. 2 🗻‼️

Utah got a star.

This Jazz team making some noise in 2027?

[Novig @Novig]

Imagine if USA took the pitch to Mo Bamba blasting at the Round of 32 game.

[Uncle Parlay @yo_mello]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[eliz @eliza___v]

me: "i need to go out more"

also me every time i'm free:

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

So we’re hoopin’ with no backboard now? 😶

[Rare @stfuayen]

Don’t let it have a little slush to it. omg

[Slim THiCkY 🫦 @Sim_Slimmax2]

In honor of Juneteenth I’m posting stuff only we would understand.

Note: we not explaining shit

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

This the only song that matters if the Knicks win

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

I don't care that they lost. Olivia Miles just went into A'ja Wilson's house and proved that she's a legit competitor in the MVP race THIS YEAR.

Running out of words to describe how good she is.