YoCeeDub

Dad, Employer, Coffee Shop Owner, Volvo Enthusiast, Filthy Heathen. Go Nuggets.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

MAGA shows me their Pride!

#happypride

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

'HI my name is Ronny. I haven't left Alabama in 32 years. Due to Spencer Pratt being robbed of votes by corrupt Democrats, I am boycotting Los Angeles"

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver cooks Todd Blanche for sucking up to Trump in one of the cringiest press conference moments ever.

Blanche: I love working for President Trump. It's the greatest honor of a lifetime… I love you, sir.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

LAST 6 NBA SEASONS (including playoffs):

POINTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Luka Dončić

REBOUNDS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Rudy Gobert

ASSTISTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. James Harden

STEALS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

PLUS-MINUS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Jayson Tatum

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit.

It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

It would be so unprofessional of everyone to start replying to Trumps and White House’s tweets with this picture. So don’t

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Kimmel: "You'd think Trump would be rooting for the Spurs. It's what got him out of Vietnam."

[YoCeeDub @yoceedub]

@NBAMemes Disagree…he was already unlikable.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Alleria 🇨🇦 Content Creator @alleria_eh]

How to handle a rainbow crosswalk if you encounter one:

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Chris, grab him by the butthole, stick your finger up there, and see how tight he is.

[YoCeeDub @yoceedub]

@SwipaCam This choke job is a stain on his legacy. Somebody get him some help!

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

A message from my wife Amy:

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Katie Miller should be proud of her "ugly as fuck" husband, Stephen. They have written a song, just for him.

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

It's been a long week, but after much prayer, I've decided to endorse Ken Paxton from the pulpit this Sunday. Is he a criminal, a liar and a cheat? Yes, but he has found Jesus. Meanwhile, Talarico is a bit too fond of vegetables for my liking🙏🇺🇸

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. 😂

Jimmy infiltrated the cabinet suck-up session and praises Trump's magnificent man teets.