ur mom

;)

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

italians are NOT beating the sleepy little guy allegations

[really cool guy @megantheecapall]

this is what my friends will receive after a night out

[Manic Pixie Femcel 🖤 @SlSTER_SMlLER]

You know what’s crazy like the people with the “I’m not meant for labor” describe their ideal days as benefitting from everyone else’s labor

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

DIVORCE

https://t.co/J52ZIpIyO0

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

I would be more sympathetic to Twitter’s ADHD community if they were not constantly talking about how others do not experience consciousness.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

love to see one of the 'big 3' classic items of garbage: tin can (slightly dented, lid popped up) apple core, or fish skeleton

[tia @cursedhive]

the way he put his hand on her face oh i would’ve bit down and took a couple fingers home bc WHAT

[Carlos Eduardo Espina @Carlos_E_Espina]

I just spoke to the husband of one of the victims. He confirmed to me that his wife was a permanent resident of the US. He even sent me a picture of her ID confirming this.

But I guess to Greg Abbott, anyone who is from another country is an ‘ilegal immigrant’. Shameful.

[da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH]

the way she backed up ALSKWKDKWKDKWDKWKFJWKDK

[Chris Murphy @christress]

currently thinking about the 29 and 32 year old couple who have advanced degrees in policy and business who earn about $250,000 a year and are almost $1 million in debt (over $100,000 of that being his credit card debt)

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

I’m not pro-abortion. Abortion is a necessary medical procedure. To say someone’s pro-abortion is like saying they’re pro-appendectomy. It’s ridiculous. Abortion is healthcare. Period. Full stop. End of discussion.

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

*honks your boob* peace be with you