Yoda

Ohio/Hawaii/California. GO BUCKS! When will this simulation be over with???
Me ke aloha pau ole a hui hou. 🤙

[Yoda @yodamaster808]

@BenWoodfinden Your opinion is moronic.

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@Hoff_Horn @jamiedupree Dolly said... Hold my halo, God. I have unfinished business to take care of.

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@osored58 @jamiedupree Hoping for a direct hit on 9/5. 😎

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as “Montreal Expos,” a change the mascot says ​would take effect immediately

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@NoLimitGains Don't judge others. You don't know their circumstances.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Yoda @yodamaster808]

@Cooke762C @repdinatitus Like Republicans would care? 🤣🤣🤣

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@SusieWillesReal Free national IDs, now! Otherwise, it's a poll tax. Moron.

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@Tamm996 @PeteButtigieg Are you that fucking stupid, Tammy? Damn.

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@Velocirapt67623 @WatcherGuru No, just the ones with the most fat content. Just like him.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

If Democrats do everything right, the national debt will matter again at 12:01 pm on January 20, 2029.

[Yoda @yodamaster808]

@Geiger_Capital Tax the fuck out of billionaires and corporations. Debt eliminated.

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@SleeperDodgers Better than last year at this time. Good value for what they are paying him.

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@ChartingGuy Vote Jolly

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@DodgersNation @nelson__espinal Can Tucker have some sort of inflammation too? 15-IL reset? Pls!

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@larry_mcwethy F off, Larry. Shove the SAVE act up your ass.

[Yoda @yodamaster808]

@DiscoverCrypto Hell no. Just one of a bizallion lies coming from his mouthpiece.

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@CNN Dude looks gay.

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@Saralex8170 @byHeatherLong Trump will end up with negative job growth in his second term just as he did in his first term. Bookmark that you fucking deplorable.