Some Guy Named David

To be honest, if I were a hotdog I would try a taste of myself.

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

Say it louder for the people in the back.

[Sr. Josephine Garrett @SJOSEPHINE_CSFN]

Natural consequences of poor decisions are not “spiritual attack.”

[Sr. Josephine Garrett @SJOSEPHINE_CSFN]

Natural consequences of poor decisions are not “spiritual attack.”

[Abigail @AbigailAnneCath]

actually DON’T microwave your socks I just burned them

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

Most revolutionary statement since “water goes through pipe”

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Pumps are not prostitutes.

[FrVinceMaryOFMCap @BrVinMary]

A huge welcome to everybody who are now in the church!!

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

Always aspire to be as cool as the sun wearing sunglasses.

[@adjectivewife.bsky.social @adjectivewife]

GARLICKY WIFE, GARLICKY LIFE

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

@BrVinMary I wish!! That’d be amazing!!

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

[Summa Minus Context @TAMinusContext]

lays low with burning fires

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

@fiatmanus What I’ve been taught is if you miss the confetior (I confess to almighty God), then you shouldn’t receive as that is the part of the mass in which venial sins are dealt with, enabling us to partake in the most Blessed Sacrament.

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

Sunday mornings are for reading religious books, drinking coffee and listening to psalms or chant before going to mass. You can’t change my mind.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

That’s more European than racism.

[Kelly Tyler @JesusHeals247]

"The devil will try to upset you by accusing you of being unworthy of the blessings that you have received. Simply remain cheerful and do your best to ignore the devil's nagging. If need be even laugh at the absurdity of the situation..."~St Theresa of Avila

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

Sundays are for elaborate schemes to build pretty churches with friends and plan to host all future family gatherings there so they are physically centred around Christ.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Hey focus! If I can’t stop for a drink, you can’t stop for cheese!

[Catholic News Agency @cnalive]

Pope Francis will consecrate Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heart of Mary, the Vatican has announced. https://t.co/EBejbFao2M

[Some Guy Named David @YODonnelling]

@red10meg Was feeling this fit today for mass.

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.