@WithLove_Shelly One time when I was four, my mom took me to see the Nutcracker, and I really wanted bacon so the server (because apparently there was a server at the ballet) brought me the biggest plate of bacon and I ate one piece and my mom felt so bad.
There’s an annoying static sound at the @WholeFoods on W 97th, but I think I’m the only that can hear it because no one else seems to be bothered by it. #amihearingthings
I don’t understand how a coffee shop can price a small hot coffee at $2.75 and then price a small ice coffee at $5...there’s less coffee in it!! #newyorkyoucrazy
I thought LA had bad drivers, but man are New York drivers dumb, and even dumber are the pedestrians! You have to be on high alert for the 1000s of pedestrians with death wishes. #newyorkyoucrazy
Why don’t people understand how to use a left hand turn lane?! If you’re turning into a street with more than one lane, you turn into the innermost lane!! Not which ever one your heart desires! Go into your appropriate lane first, THEN signal and go in the lane you want to be in!
I can’t help but flip off single drivers in the HOV lane, not just on freeways, but on the on-ramps to the freeway! The lights are there to reduce traffic build-up! I don’t know where your high-and-mighty ass is going, but you don’t have the right to break the law! #LAtraffic
I consider myself to be a pretty happy person, due to the fact that I’m a fitness instructor and yoga teacher; I have a lot of endorphins, but one thing that gets me really worked up is the COMPLETELY incompetent LA drivers. This will be the main focus of this Twitter account.