mark

burner-esque tweets but with a name that’s on my ID, non-target graduate, tier 2 consultant, baseball American

[mark @yohnkem]

@JohnDairyQueen Brackett’s crossing not even making the list, poverty club?

[Alix @AlixG_2]

Work harder white man, millions of illegals with 10 kids & on welfare, are depending on you. Don't be a fucking racist.

[Twins Ribbies @TwinsRibbies]

Justin Verlander was the final active player who pitched at the Metrodome. His final pitch there was a game tying RBI single by Jason Kubel on September 19, 2009. Detroit lost the game, and eventually the AL Central tiebreaker.

[cato⚡️ @cato_dayoungest]

crying

[BigButt thaPlug @pleasemilf]

Man gas is really expensive, I better vote for the import millions of foreigners a year party.

[mishika 🧚‍♀️ @mishikadas]

muslims start a war, they call it jihad. muslims start losing a war, they call it genocide lmao

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

You gotta want this shit as bad as plankton want that formula

[Alex @Alexzachary305]

Being attractive, in shape, straight and didn’t murder her children

[Rory Cooper @rorycooper]

Still hits the same

[Mr Le’Meme @MrLeMemeLeGreat]

We should've glassed afghanistan, told the Isreals to annex whatever the fuck they wanted and had B-52s turn mecca to ash then send Marines into it's rubble to piss on whatever was left of that stupid fucking cube these savages worship.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

It'll never happen, but the networks should just run their broadcasts from 9/11/2001 all day this September 11.
We forgot.

[Mak @mak_aura]

If Epstein was a woman, they'd blame the kids.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If an American corporation needs workers, it should hire and train Americans.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“What song are you listening to?”

Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[John Galt @BristolGalt]

“We’re not voting our way out of this”

My brother in Christ, we’re not even voting.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In his MLB career, Kody Clemens has:

- recorded a strikeout on the mound
- notched a 3-homer game at the plate
- hit an ultimate grand slam (walkoff GS down by 3)

The only other player in MLB history to do all 3 is Babe Ruth.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

single women, single men, and married women earn roughly the same, and it's just married men that out earn everybody else. insane. what could possibly cause a married man to want to earn more money so badly he will do anything to make it happen? it makes no sense.