gosh darn marge

holy cow look at me

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

"I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in when you really don't have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business"

-Liz Lemon, my spirit animal

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

breaking my X silence to brag about the fact that I just bought women's Olympic rugby finals tickets for 2028 holy shit let's go @USAWomens7s

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@OmarMKE1 @packers @ChicagoBears @CarnevorMKE Do we get to see the casting couch too

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

finding out that the person who got me fired from my last job got arrested tonight 🤗😆😄😇😈🤪

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

should I get back on here or is that just shooting myself in the foot, genuinely curious

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@AndrewBroder @thisispolica hey can you get a really broke girl a ticket? hmu

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

fuck I LOVE taking money from men

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

down voting should be an option on Twitter, feels like the culture of it all

like, beat me up if you hate me, down vote me A LOT

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Hi. “Leslie and Ben” aired 9 years ago today. ❤️

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

I hate it here !!

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@peacockTV please tell me why nothing is loading on Peacock 🙃

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

"isn't it crazy that we're gonna spend days and days of our lives brushing our teeth?" -2am thoughts from Jennasa

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

if ur not wearing a mask I hate you

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@willwonderbaby next it's gonna be Jerry, then Larry, then Terry...

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@OnlyFans that's nice of you, can we have our 20% back? thanks!

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

cat calls in general are always going to be a no from me, dawg. does NOT matter what you say.

[ganjalina jolie @tamelyss]

a dude just yelled so FUCKING loud to get my attention. like the most threatening, angry sounding HEY!!!! I’ve ever heard...just to try and holla at me. I ignored him 3x & he kept doing it. do you think women get turned on by feeling immediately threatened & unsafe lol. bye

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

been a long time but I still hate ALL men, alright peace

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@cortvonnegut Enough 😻😻😻

[gosh darn marge @yoimlargemarge]

@SarCoffey Very rude, so sorry to hear this