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Spotify Premium now comes with Hulu and Showtime. Y’all have fun with Apple Music tho. Lol.

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇱🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[Amor al Fernet @fernechini]

entrar a twitter en época del mundial se siente asi

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

ITS CALLED SOCCER🦅🇺🇸

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

My man just experienced Death By A Thousand Chips and it’s a masterpiece

“I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.”

[John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad]

They’re making AOC SEC edits on TikTok lmfao

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA

Straight out of a movie 😳

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I hate my Job
But it pays for Beers
And I need Beers
Because I hate my Job

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

probably like those blood pressure machines at walmart

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

How i check on my girl after playing the game all day

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

I just watched this 20 times in a row 😂🤣

[Jordan Foote @footenoted]

shooting a 113 in these would go so hard

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

Updated list of nicknames after reading your comments:

Shane Gillis-Alexander
Marshmello Anthony
Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Dominique Milkins
Shaquille Oatmeal
Allen 4-EyeVerson
Bam ICantSeeYou
Kevin McPale (er)
The White Llama
D’White Howard
Milk Chamberlin
LeQuant Frames
Frames Worthy
LeBron Frames
NO-Air Jordan
Dork Nowitzki
Nikola Nerdic
SLU Alcindor
Steph Blurry
Shine Kemp
Spud White
Fair Jordan
Larry Nerd

No matter how you spell it, Robbie Avila is a legend

[The Ghost of Mild European Summers 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[The CoonDawg™️ @CopiahDawg]

Never lost a party.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Sauce Walka bought a rappers truck out the impound who he was beefing with

[Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB]

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫.

Congratulations, @dak! 🫡

#STATEToSundays || #HailState

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@YouTubeTV WE WANT ESPN BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️