justin

Stealth phase philosopher and slop course-corrector. Decent at copy+pasting. I like magic internet money.

[justin @yojoots]

Every Bitcoin transaction is a smart contract.

[quinn @qd_forall]

i said "bingo bango" instead of "make it so" and claude was in "deciphering" for a full minute before implementing

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

wow, you think truth is an infinitely complex and groundless fractal rather than foundational and comprehensible? and that there is no privileged vantage point from which it resolves into a single stable object? you really showed those postmodernists.

[justin @yojoots]

@deepfates done

[Fihn @Fihn7420]

@MinModulation I thought this was funnier

[trevy @chillextremist]

If someone misuses a word don’t correct them. Let them live ontologically

[madeofmistake @madeofmistak3]

guy who is in a time loop that starts when he is born and ends when he dies. he never realizes he's in a time loop

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

@SelfSpidey “Post-Turing, pre-AGI” is a good heuristic for understanding our bizarre moment in history

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Matt Bateman @mbateman]

> You’re born alone and you die alone

You’re born into the arms of people who love you with the intensity of a thousand suns and you die enmeshed in a lifetime’s worth of intimacy and connection of your own design

[Avery Edison @aedison]

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:

• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.

• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

[tautologer @tautologer]

if just one person appreciates my art, then it was all worth it... even if that person is me

[orph @orphcorp]

claude, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. do not make mistakes.

[justin @yojoots]

@ganyicz @HanifCarroll @Kawesomek1 skill issue

[owl @owl_posting]

the ideal future for humanity is we’re all 7 foot tall immortal ogres with 250 iq’s who do not need to sleep and spend all day in psychic warfare with each other via prediction markets

[justin @yojoots]

@nic_carter @Nemo13 @DjokovicFan_ @rabois Did you ever manage to kick that field goal?

https://t.co/ML8AAfy5J9

[nicolas, 30 ans @nic_carter]

i dislocated my shoulder playing PICKLEBALL

[Agent 888 @Agent888488]

Words are like sheets that you throw over ghosts (ideas) so you can see them

[justin @yojoots]

@altf4andrei @CodyFandom_ * finger never on trigger as the gun fires

[justin @yojoots]

@pleometric skill issue