Yolo-K

I am The Mockingjay

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I wanted to share my experience at CVS earlier.

Cashier: $55.25 is your total
Me: Hands the cashier a $100 bill.
Cashier: Oops! I hit the exact change button.
Me: $44.75 is the change I believe.
Cashier: Well I need to be certain (pulls out phone and then asks Google what the change would be from a $100 bill if the total was $55.25 several times)
Me: Why don’t you just use your calculator on your phone, it would be quicker!
Cashier: My calculator doesn’t do money..
Me: 🤯

[Yolo-K @yolokay]

@Layyenne "Constavacious Glamazzonnne with two Z's and three N's" 😂😂🤣🤣

[Tickle @TickleTexts]

I laughed so hard at this I almost hurt myself 😬😆😅

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

9 minutes on the dot after Warren Barton said he doesn’t care about the cameraman being taken out, you can hear a thud off his headset where he gets hit with a cup by a fan.

What a broadcast.

[Yolo-K @yolokay]

@LucidLucina @Hissucessor @bounceitbb69 @femalepencil Godspeed

[Juice @DjWalt_]

Hey @Uber don’t charge me a price and then make an adjustment 2 days later that increases to a price significantly that I didn’t initially commit to. It’s not about the money but it kinda is. Because how many people are you doing this to regularly? I want free Uber One for a year.

[🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 @LairdOfThManor]

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know…

It has not “peeked” your interest.
Nor has it “peaked” your interest.

…It has piqued your interest.

You are not “phased” by something.
You are fazed by it.

If you’ve had a long day, you are weary.
If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary.

It is “due course”, not “do course”.
“Per se”, not “per say”.

And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost.

Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping.

This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

[moose @mooseincrisis]

that time i got chased by a bear

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Icee Q. Bagsworth @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is killing me man

[never better @wiremxther]

i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer

[body animation @bodyanimation]

Will this be the funniest World Cup moment ? 😂🤣.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

i’m too stunned to speak

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

OK this is funny

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

my mom dialed a wrong number and she says it was a coloured old man. she called out a tswana name and he answered “moenie kak praat nie” yho i’m so dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Maskülen Olmak @maskuleninsan]

Karşılaştığın durumlarda panik yapma, çözüm yoksa da çözüm yarat

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bafanabafana #BafanaMexico #FWC2026