YoloPuts

Occasional trade idea paired with consistent market satire. Not investment advice.

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@Jea9Hightower Strong!?!?!?

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$DKNG down 20% after hours

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Horrible ER from $DKNG. Draftkings finally turned profitable last yr and now @JasonDRobins decided to chase the prediction market model and set money on fire.

If the dems shut down sports prediction markets in 2028, this will go down as one of the worst business decisions ever.

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@KeithMcCullough @HedgeyeTV $SG

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@FlaggMavs @NewTariffInTown Yikes

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@GrantCardone @TicTocTick @BagholderQuotes

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

This is a classic rotation out of tech stocks and into poverty.

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@michaeljburry Sleazebag Shay!

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@venturetwins Wow. I hate this

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@hymnduncan Missed these

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@pitdesi Agreed!

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Over the past three decades, the S&P 500 has finished higher from midterm election day to year-end in 6 of 9 midterm years, with an average return of +1.3% $SPX $SPY $VOO

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The safest and most potentially profitable thing is to buy something when no one likes it

[Barchart @Barchart]

Lululemon $LULU has now plunged 82% from its all-time high, a total market cap loss of $55 Billion

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@patrick_oshag @neuralink YOU GOT HUBERMAN ON THE POD?! LETS GO!!!!

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@DivesTech No $META ?

[Bluekurtic Market Insights @Bluekurtic]

Just for the 7th time in its trading history, $META triggered a golden cross. One month out, the stock was higher 100% of the time.

The stock is also less than 6% away from its all time high. The path of least resistance now is toward a new high.

[Rich @iwantlambo]

I refuse to believe they are just gonna let this die after a whole generation (even 2) grew up wearing only this

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Adding to $NKE ahead of earnings @ $35.39. Locking in a 4.6% dividend yield.

“The safest and most potentially profitable thing is to buy something when no one likes it”

- Howard Marks

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