Lily Howard

Keep on keeping on. - 1/3/15 #neverforget #RIPmysocialskills

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

[Nuke @megab00f]

my five year plan only requires a few acts of god

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

are the eggs cheaper

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

benson boone is kind of like chappell roan's wario

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

Starting the mess and then telling every body to mind their business? Diva.

[re: emma @evemmore]

next white lotus should be set in Greece. It should star meryl streep, christine baranski and julie walters. pierce brosnan colin firth and stellan skarsgard should also feature. also amanda seyfried could be there. and instead of a body the mystery should be who her father is

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

You cannot convince me that White Lotus wasn’t made for people who are nosey af. There’s really no plot. We in these people business fr. Lmao

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

not to self diagnose but i think i have the christmas spirit

[ᕙ(⇀‸���‶)ᕗ @elio_ourania]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”