Matt Falk

Happiness is...finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry. Johnny Carson

[Neil Keefe @NeilKeefe]

Kelly Johnson playing in the World Series is disgusting.

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

Not sure it has anything to do with being gay, it's the fact that he had a significant other. Forbidden for priests https://t.co/vaLit1CFTE

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

What Republicans Hear: #Bernie Said... http://t.co/FOpKxFJAP0

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

Wait... Frank Underwood is supposed to be evil? #confessionsofasociopath #HouseofCards #Netflix #addicted

[Mike Pearson @Spartifactsmsu]

Today would have been Johnny Carson's 90th birthday. He died in 2005.

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

@HunterdonCoPros @News12NJ Based on the neck tattoo and mustache I'm guessing Isidore is a... Nazi?

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

If @ussoccer is going to stupidly replace Jurgen Klinsmann, Tab Ramos would be the only viable candidate. But please don't replace Jurgen

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Not every beard is as it seems... #HipsterOrHasidic
https://t.co/VDhxeOcqK5

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

Ben Zobrist is going to be 35 next year. Why do so many Yankee fans think he's a solution? #comeon #getyounger #Yankees

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

@NickKristof @maggiedoyne So proud to have spent six months at Kopila Valley!

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Wow! Congrats to @maggiedoyne and these incredible kids! #AmazingNepalSchool https://t.co/jVPfwUOAJd

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

@HardballTalk Any self respecting Yankee fan should have no interest in jumping on the Met bandwagon. Good for them

[HardballTalk @HardballTalk]

Mets fans don’t want Yankees fans on their bandwagon https://t.co/HvS1IYTfah

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

@BleednYankeeBlu Maddon is somewhat of a clown. I can't wait for players to start bunting so we can finally move past the shift

[Matt Falk @yomattfalk]

@BleednYankeeBlu Your articles are always my favorite. I couldn't agree more on Joe Maddon.

[David Lazarus @Davidlaz]

Terrific sports column from @BillPlaschke about how Kardashians manage to make everything about them https://t.co/Ux37ZHP60H

[Chris Rock @chrisrock]

Look who's back. #Oscars.

[Page Six @PageSix]

Happy "Back to the Future" Day! https://t.co/uqAuCgCcv7

[Coach David Diehl @davediehl66]

Hey @nike its October 21st 2015, where is the self lacing?
#Happy #BackToTheFuture ⏰📱⌚️⏳ #Day #Nike #AirMags

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As the Geekiverse knows well, today is “Back to the Future II Day”. So let’s do this...