mjm

fool of a took

[mjm @yomeghan]

vegas in the finals, this truly is the worst timeline. WHEN will this evil be defeated !!!

[mjm @yomeghan]

i can’t believe it’s less than 10 minutes until this dream of a space week is over. i’m going to miss my emotional support 24/7 nasa livestream

[mjm @yomeghan]

shoutout to people who forget to sign out of their netflix accounts at airbnbs, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[mjm @yomeghan]

one battle after another best picture lock SEND TWEET!!!! also the way sean penn walked is how i’m always afraid i’m walking whilst zooted. terrifying to see it realized on the big screen

[DVS @DVSblast]

what the....WHAT IS MAGGIE....IS SHE..?...OH. oh, ok. MARGE is driving. Phew.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[mjm @yomeghan]

day 3 in italy and i still have not had an aperol spritz !!SEND HELP!!

[mjm @yomeghan]

is this what doing cocaine feels like

[mjm @yomeghan]

i’m so invested in the new superman, i went from caring not one iota to chewing at the bars of my enclosure. what do you mean it’s not out until JULY

[Underwood Dem 🇺🇸🚣🏻 @Undercrat]

One of the funniest videos ever produced. Very little competition.

[mjm @yomeghan]

can someone please make smaller versions of cookie cakes and DON’T say that’s regular cookies IT’S DIFFERENT

[mjm @yomeghan]

when do i get to be happy again. i’m being soooo serious when does the pendulum start swinging back the other way

[mjm @yomeghan]

my sonny angel keychain fell off my purse. oh this might be it for me. i’m about to make a mess on columbus boulevard and i will NOT be alive for the clean up

[mjm @yomeghan]

@blxsthardcheese i haven’t read him so i honestly can’t state an opinion here, just so funny to me when i ask men what they’re reading these days and it’s always sanderson. if i had a dollar…

[mjm @yomeghan]

dating in your 30s means every week meeting a new man who has something to say about a brandon sanderson book

[mjm @yomeghan]

this time last year i was freshly unemployed, single, and homeless. one year later i am no longer homeless. what fun to change my location on my resume & dating apps! what absolute joy! i’m going to step in front of a mack truck

[mjm @yomeghan]

RAHHHH LFG

[mjm @yomeghan]

anora movie of the year best picture best director mikey madison best actress yura borisov call me SEND TWEET

[mjm @yomeghan]

anora and dune sweep please GODDDD i need this

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.