injera watts ⚡️

Often verklempt from the achievements of my parallel universe selves.

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

@ericadamsfornyc The DC area is the Ethiopia of America, you dusty clown.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Don't trust this nut to make your medical decisions? Us neither.

That's why CA, OR, and WA are teaming up to launch a new "West Coast Health Alliance" to provide evidence-based unified recommendations to our residents.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Cory Booker (D-NJ) voted against Bernie’s resolution to block sales of assault rifles to Israel.

This year, Israeli soldiers killed a 14-year-old from New Jersey.

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

@DCCarViolence The penalty should be having the car catapulted into the Potomac.

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

Damn. They got my ass.

[Exposed DC @ExposedDC]

Join us this Saturday, May 24, to celebrate the launch of the Exposed DC Photography Collection at @dcpl! We'll be at the Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library on the 5th Floor & rooftop garden all day, rain or shine. Free, but registration is required: https://t.co/ulTDrpq4k5

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

#DarkWoke is rising.

[Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨 @RealEdFriendly]

@elonmusk memes are gonna be wild

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

He lied from the start - and some of us warned you about him.

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

@resiakshahid

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

me waiting for the bathroom at the raven

[peaceful jay @Jacintamathews2]

When you lie on your resume to get the job #Australia #breakdancing

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

If your IT guy dresses like this you don’t have to worry about crowdstrike

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now.

Why?

Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem.

This has screwed over Elon's side hustle xAI, right after raising $6 billion in equity.

A thread. 🧵

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

@crookedsparrow Sometimes the laughter works, sometimes it doesn’t. I wish it wasn’t there at all.

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

@elonmusk Fact-checking Page Six is the example you chose for this?! LMFAO

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

@elonmusk There are already over one billion Americans

[Apex futz @ApexFutz]

@elonmusk

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵

1. Wilma Hurskainen

[injera watts ⚡️ @yonas]

It’s 2024 and there is absolutely no reason for native or web-based email applications to provide a Reply All button for BCC recipients.