ΔNTΣK

your fave disco-dancing, oscar wilde-reading, streisand ticket-holding, friend of dorothy.

[ΔNTΣK @yonceeffect]

me disguising myself as a lettuce so I can sneak into Beyoncé’s house in her grocery bag for her vegan diet.

[Sitka :D @EatDirtBlock]

my best friend asked for second date ideas and i suggested paint ur own pottery or a poetry reading event and they went “you know i’m not a lesbian right?”

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Why was Patrick’s body tea .

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[xenogears @MrGeorgSplatoon]

Japanese international student making exactly the same type of videos westerners make about Japan but about tesco meal deals is fucking sending me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

"Backrooms" director Kane Parsons in early talks to direct the film adaptation of Tyra Banks' 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥

"It would be fierce dahling!"

(Souce: @DEADLINE)

[momos third dog @bezezz_]

rachel berry

[El Aquelarre Teatro @ElAquelarre_]

De las presentaciones en vivo más emocionantes de los #Tony la de Cats: The Jellicle Ball 🪩🐱

[BUGLAGHEM @pullmypiercing]

Why was she in the backrooms

[📁 @dykemedla]

Beyonce weirded tf out and confused “what” reaction video

[⋮ @prayyouucatchme]

beyoncé having partition and blue on the same album

[Plastic Aloud @PlasticAloud]

can you can you can you survive modelland

[Kiki @cherryventi04]

@fendimogul She is a sniper...just lethal

[ivy 🦢 @heavenstonight]

she was so quick with it omg

[Claire Redfield Shady Facts and Tea @temublowtorch]

Can can can can you survive modelland

[Mid Gay Guy Updates @sprwts]

the ANTM short film adaptation of the book is really good

[Mid Gay Guy Updates @sprwts]

I'm Tyra and ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ