Yoni Nackash

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@neiltyson if the moon is tidally locked with earth with the near side constantly facing us, how has the near side been susceptible to asteroids?

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

Denied entry to AJ Soprano’s party https://t.co/NYaOuQ0eaG

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@chelsearitschel Lol they offered me 10

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@g_denig Always wondered this

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

It appears I'm not privileged enough to receive the 280 character boost. Yet another form of horrific social injustice in today's society.

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

Autocorrect just changed "hiatus" to "hi anus" on this email subject line to my boss, so i guess i don't work here anymore.

[Phish @phish]

Thank you @nycmayorsoffice for declaring today Phish Day in NYC. 📷 by Rene Huemer.

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@chelslindstrom Spicy chicken sandwich!!!!

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

what did you do to us you fuckin horse

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

Tattoine = lukewarm
Hoth = Luke cold

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@nicoledarrah Fake news

[Yoni Nackash @yoninackash]

@bacobjarton oh yea, bagels with your mom

[Mat @MatCro]

[first day as a psychiatrist]

GUY: I keep seeing things

ME: That's how eyes work mate

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Let's go to Bentley's !!!!!!

[Maryland Men’s Basketball @TerrapinHoops]

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