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[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

Nanci Griffith recorded this song in 1989 &, sadly the lyrics, which kick in about 9 seconds in, are as true now as they ever were.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

@Exploratorylap I feel ya.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

@ChakaKhan Ain’t nobody who *didn’t* take exception to that list, but it takes a big person to admit the error of off-handed comments made in haste. I love you all & appreciate all of your music immensely.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

@sharilyn @MusicalChaotic Well, I mean, *I* could.

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OH in NYC: "No matter how much you apologize, you can't go back and un-dryhump somebody's boyfriend."

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

@sharilyn @hemantmehta 🙋🏻‍♂️ Also, can we ask ourselves *why* it’s necessary to enforce gender roles through fashion? Will society collapse if we all just toss on sarongs or bathrobes?

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

3 untruths all automated voice systems tell:

1. Our menu options have changed
2. Your call matters
3. A representative will be with you shortly

#wheresTheLie

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

Unless products are pushed out of a helicopter to arrive at your stores, stop calling them drops.

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Was walking down the street singing @lisajstansfield, today, & a man passing by joined in.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

One can really learn a lot about one’s neighbors based on their WiFi network names.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

I asked the cashier at my coffee shop, this morning, which doughnut I should get & she said, "I like the apple cider better, but you should probably get the coconut b/c nobody ever shows it any love."

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

Life is a cabaret! It's crowded, noisy & the floor is sticky.

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Jon Hamm stopping mid sentence, realizing his mistake as he described ATL’s Fox Theatre to @kellyclarkson was everything. Like, “Oh, right…you’ve probably played there.”

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Cop 1 (to me on bike): Hey...that's not a bike lane.
Me (indicating truck parked in the bike lane): Put my ticket on that truck in the bike lane.
Cop 2: Y'know, there was a time when there *weren't* any bike lanes.
Me: &, before that, there was a time when there weren't any cars.

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

How long can a blink be in a meeting before folk realize you’re nodding off?

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"Everyone has the right to spew garbage; that doesn't mean it's not garbage." — Martha Plimpton on hate speech

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Can you imagine how the workplace would be if everyone were as “excited” as your coworkers claim to be about literally everything?

[yiannis psaroudis @yonkey]

NYC, y’all need to calm da fuck down with the pickle ball.

[Dr. Disco Unicorn 🏳️‍🌈 @TheDiscoUnicorn]

Just FYI, more former Mormon bishops have been arrested for sex crimes against children in just the last year than trans people have in the entire history of Utah.

But guess which one makes Mormon parents afraid