Jamie Jongkind

I'd retweet that.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Twitter. Where over 2,000 people think I'm funny and where the one person in RL I wished did...doesn't.

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

#reimer

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

Awful lot of ppl lookin straight down at their crotches at stop lights these days.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

How can I get on one of these disappearing planes?

[Carrie @TheCareBare]

Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

The only thing worse than breaking someone's heart, is breaking their spirit.

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

*audible sigh*

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

PING!
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#GoCanadaGo

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

A tweet so confusing you turn your radio down to read it

[Jarrett Campbell @jarrettcampbell]

I haven't sincerely laughed in three days.

[Jarrett Campbell @jarrettcampbell]

This girl says that her four children are her pride & joy. I think the responsible thing would be to start swallowing your pride, super mom.

[Jarrett Campbell @jarrettcampbell]

Next time you stand directly outside of a washroom stall waiting for someone inside to finish, take a moment & appreciate how weird you are.

[Jarrett Campbell @jarrettcampbell]

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have a combined net worth of $515 million and you just know that's all Drumline money.

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

@LuvPug 😬

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

How'd that work out for ya @FloydMayweather ?

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

@bpetty_3

When you can see the acne on their reproductive zone, that's too high-def.

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

@KellyNicole_86 😱 😍

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

@KylieBrooke23 😍

[Elvis Cooper @BobCthulhu]

How a single letter can change everything: "I loved you."

[Jamie Jongkind @Yonkz16]

No Heatley??!? 😏...