ayan⁷

the notorious M.Y.G.

[ayan⁷ @yoongiesmalls]

they're going to try three meals at three drastically different price points

[lily 🇵🇸 @flosfilm]

i love her so much for this

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Student journalism is important

[♡ 𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖚 ♡🔜College pt.2 @brattie_boi27]

Y’all watch yourselves on this internet. I replied to a tiktok and some white man called me a monkey. I reported him. Next thing I know a woman I’ve never met or spoke to dm’d me that she contacted his rugby team, the coach, and their sponsors behind that monkey comment.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It’s hard to explain, but "¿Dónde está la biblioteca?" spiritually FEELS like the Spanish version of “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I be so proud of Dr. Smell Lady like I know her fr

[Maryam @hell_line0]

We choose the bear because if it drugged and assaulted us for 7 hours, authorities would shoot it not ask it to write an essay and then help it find a job at a wealth management firm. Be so for real, Cornell.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I am genuinely requesting Cornell publish the essays these men were required to write as an apology. I want to read them and I have a red pen.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

The man who sent “free p*ssy” to the group chat was on a pre-med track. He was going to be a doctor when he sees half the human race as glorified fleshlights.

And if that single fact doesn’t highlight for you how violence against women becomes a systemic societal issue, I don’t know what to tell you.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

people on the computer complaining that getting arrested is "performative" or a "photo op"- yes, celebrities and high profile people getting arrested is an effective and intentional protest strategy so the media and public can't ignore or cover up the action.

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Let this be your reminder that pursuing your passion is worth it ☺️

[KSC enjoyer @cascusefan]

@LeadingReport Hmm mm. Let's use our critical thinking caps and surmise why he might not be able to play any shows actually in Palestine???

This is literally the lowest of low Zionist Propaganda

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

It's a fucking benefit concert you morons. He's not going to make Palestinians pay for their own benefit concert, and he's not going to go to Palestine to tell Palestinians that Palestine should be free. Fucking idiots. Slobbering, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodytes.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

When I found out this nigga was homophobic that shocked me to my core cause I thought he was a fag Michael Jackson variant

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

You can touch a piece of the fucking moon at the Griffith observatory and NO ONE gives a fuck when I tell them that

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Recreating a photo of you and your mom in 1997 with your daughter in 2026 is one thing, but the uncanny resemblance is just mind blowing 🤯 🥹❤️

[Sérgio Santos @ZAMENZA]

O menininho invadindo o jogo para abraçar seu irmão mais velho e recebendo o cartão vermelho mais delicado possível do juiz.