adrianna 💕

♡ Go birds 🦅 ♡

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

“kids these days don’t know any real life skills.”

— the same generation of boomers that removed wood shop, auto shop, home economics, and finance classes from schools and replaced them with standardized testing

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

@realDonaldTrump @TheTankGuns Ouch… 😬

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Midnight Investor @MidnightInvestr]

Let this sink in...

The current minimum wage is $7.25/hour.

The national average for a gallon of gas is currently $4.23.

Does it make sense for those people to go to work?

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[adrianna 💕 @yooooadri_]

10 players in the boxes is truly insane lmao

[Chris Dokish @ChrisDokish]

I wish there was a live cam on the Fort Pitt Bridge this week to watch the fear in the eyes of the out of towners