Yosef (יוֹסֵף)

I am, therefore I think

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@thilak18r @Tsavsar_ I like the way you think.😂

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@mayadebanjo Resilience, I tell you. Resilience.😂

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@Tsavsar_ Lads keep trying to be the most “aesthetically oriented.”

[Mariam Adebanjo @mayadebanjo]

Hi #datafam

I just completed a 3-page @premierleague dashboard with one of the three pages answering Arsenal-specific questions, because it would be an absolute crime to work on this and not do anything Arsenal related. I'm genuinely proud of this one because football is-

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🗣️ “Your career is like a video game, you keep unlocking new levels until you reach the final”.

😬🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “I already completed the game at the last World Cup in Qatar”.

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@apiconflagos @monnify Please, It says the slack invite has expired. A new one is needed to join the channel

[gst @wearegst]

It doesn't stop there.

The National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children Education was also assigned projects far outside its core mandate, including:

₦3.5 billion for a Technical and Vocational Training College in Kaduna.

₦1.4 billion for road construction in Ogun State.

₦700 million to procure dental X-ray machines and dental chairs in Ekiti State.

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@EASFCMOBILE broski, what exactly does this help with? Toss in a wishing well or something?

[gst @wearegst]

The 2026 budget earmarks ₦6.44 billion for World Cup qualifiers that Nigeria never reached.

[Susu Graham @susu_graham]

So do England have a mentality problem or that's reserved for African teams lmao

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

APC boys were dragging me when I said the maths doesn't make sense.

[MJay 🇪🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦 @SinhaleseSavage]

the whole "rigged for Argentina" online discourse is a great case study on how the general population is frighteningly easy to manipulate with simple propaganda. and how it's especially effective on the less educated, or "casuals"/"larpers"

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

N213m per borehole.

What level of thievery is this?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[gst @wearegst]

National Centre for Agricultural Mechanisation (NCAM), Ilorin, was given ₦350 million to manage a community health insurance program in Bayelsa...

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@kingkhorlz16

[Yosef (יוֹסֵף) @yosefbassey]

@Bussi_swa @Cyblackorg Sigh. Missed it by a minute too.

[Olajire🥷🏽 @olajireyy_]

Cooked https://t.co/nsTWpUXD5v for about 4 months, published it, and got too busy to do the write-up I promised. Went ghost for a bit, but just checked and it crossed 100 users.

I guess the BYOK flow wasn't that complicated for people to adopt after all

[They call me Afo @Dr_Afo]

So here's the gist.
The Pharaoh in Aso rock increased international passport fees from 50k to 100k last year.
He has increased tertiary institutions schools by over 300% since 2024.
Now he has taken WAEC and NECO from 27,000 to 50,000
He also removed general electricity subsidy and cooking gas went from 700 to 2000 within 2 years.

So tell me exactly, you APC b*stards the benefit of supporting Tinubu?

[Alfie Haaland @alfiehaaland]

@FabrizioRomano Well done Bellingham and referee.