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[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")

ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

DO NOT HOLD DOORS has no vowels besides O, and its word lengths increase sequentially

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[alex @rslashchips]

The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them

[yosoyalpharius @yosoyalpharius]

@haonzurc Who is this person

[Finrod Felagund @FinrodOfNargoth]

When Odysseus went into Agamemnon’s office with Nestor, he said to the latter wringing his hands: “I have blood on my hands”.

Agamemnon later said to Nestor: “Never bring that cretin in here again, he didn’t sack Troy, I did. That kind of weepiness makes me sick”.

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[yosoyalpharius @yosoyalpharius]

@cnnloll @SoonerOnSONAR @Scott_Brian30 @SECNAV You’re upset bad things are happening? You wish to hold those responsible accountable? You child.

[Nayo @Zenayonaise]

@Vianney424 Why don’t they just kill Sheldon

[Perm’s Ghost @PermAintDeadYet]

@marcisagenius “Okay ma’am, this first thing you’re gonna wanna do is rule out any scheming viziers or heirs to your throne.”

[floop @floopdacoop]

Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world."

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

One thing conservatives to do is piss their pants about crime and gangs and then tell you how cool white criminal gangs are

[yosoyalpharius @yosoyalpharius]

@HuffPaintman @recreatings

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The discourse about Evangelicism in Brazil being the reason for their soccer team being crap now is producing some incredible lines

[yosoyalpharius @yosoyalpharius]

@DrDeath1776 @Ethelbrait1941 @Yippiekiyay6 @TheIACRL Ethel doesn't speak to *talians

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

March 25, 1911.Frances Perkins watched 146 women jump from ninth-floor windows. The Triangle Factory doors were locked-owners wanted to prevent "theft." The women had two choices: burn or jump. The sound of
bodies hiing pavement repeated over and over. She stood there and made a promise: never again. Twelve years later, she became first woman in a presidential Cabinet. She built the laws that gave you weekends, overtime pay, Social Security. Every protection you have at work exists because one woman watched people die and spent
54 years making sure it never happened again. Remember her: Frances Perkins.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

@cerseidefender “Seven blessings— *cough* —My Lord”