Toni Tony Tone

[Michael Barkann @MBarkannNBCS]

“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, & it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, & then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.”

[John Stolnis @JohnStolnis]

Phillies playoff failure emotions, by year:

2022: Grateful
2023: Shocked
2024: Angry
2025: Sad

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it was not October 9th, 2025, I’ll tell you that much

[Anthony SanFilippo @AntSanPhilly]

If you don't know heartbreak in Philadelphia, what you just witnessed was a masterclass in it.

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

Be a sports fan, it’s terrible!

[Toni Tony Tone @you_mountebank]

@MelissasBarbour @MerriamWebster I also nominate Throop, in NEPA.

[shamus @shamus_clancy]

Wednesday at Dodger Stadium:

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

🚩marked safe from watching philadelphia sports tonight 🚩

["Dena" @bikemamadelphia]

GUYS.

[kyle @kgeich]

Idea: A haunted house but it’s just an empty room where you’re forced to watch the Phillies in the playoffs

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.”

Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks & clean air at the UN today!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Them: AI is going to replace you

AI:

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Mount St. Helens was not getting attention for 5 minutes so she had to go dig up 45-year-old dirt on everyone

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Good morning, the Phillies are NL East Champions

[@DrBritWilliams on 🦋sky @DrBritWilliams]

Long story short, men cognitively offload all the things onto women… and, well, yeah.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Hannah Einbinder I have never watched Hacks and was not even aware you existed twenty four hours ago but I hope you know that you mean the world to me.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Hand-painted blazer by Italian designer

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

HOLP!

[Toni Tony Tone @you_mountebank]

@emmcooper42 Oh that's cute as hell