Michelle Nussey

Call me Nussey. Everyone does.

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@windscribe means I can watch the Aussies in Paris like the Aussies intended 💪

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@Ask_Spectrum internet outage 90046? I can’t work out what’s happening

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@AminahHughes @davidwappel @prex4 @richorstad18 @ScriptPipeline Honestly the words we use are ridiculous, why would I need to make them up? Always happy for a back up in this town though

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@davidwappel You’re killing me with these mornings dude.

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@davidwappel I’m coming!!

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@davidwappel Oh I so want to do this! I can’t any of these times but I’m in if you do it again.

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Dear Diary,

He-Man was a fucking arsehole today.

The end.

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

This photo makes me think they literally operate cables

[Reuters @Reuters]

Exclusive: TPG explores $8 billion sale of U.S. cable operator Astound https://t.co/qr9MUyWV6U

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@Ask_Spectrum Done

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

Hey @Ask_Spectrum why is our internet down again in 90046?

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@lovestubbles @Ask_Spectrum What a delight 😍

[Brian Heater @bheater]

What if the President is right and Antifa is breeding 75-year-old super soldiers who fall over on command?

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

Partly to share and partly so I can look again later ❤️

[kylee @stillsobIue]

beautiful moments during protests that the media won’t show; a thread 🖤

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Why were you so wary of us when we first arrived?" the aliens said.

"You had more power than us, we thought you'd abuse it," the humans said.

"Why?"

"We'd never met other sentients. We only had ourselves as examples."

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

In a contextually aggressive move, a stranger just offered me a taco he was in the middle of eating.

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@Jason_Chatfield Scotch Path Sunday

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@amandabuckley75 He calls himself a Sith Lord pretty often so I’m guessing yes?

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

My boyfriend just called me a Sith Lord Dick, please advise

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

@Jason_Chatfield Is that coffee from.... outside?!?!

[Michelle Nussey @youareandscene]

The ravens outside my house sometimes sound like geese and ducks but I don’t know if they’re multilingual or just good at accents.