my name is sage, but

I'm just sort of here

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the comfort zone is not the hip hop happenin' zone

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Hey ... this mushroom smells very slightly of what I remember to be the scent of prawns ...

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"I'm very punctual" - Cody Stein-Powers

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Ooooh no.

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Is it just me or is ut realllyy strange that Barbie was rhe star of so many films? She was a movie star? Is that what is it? Barbie the doll had a life as an actress, whixh is why she had somany diffefent outfits? I have NEVER rhought about this before. im serious. But, no.
?

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Cody: *drops napkin*
"I feel like a dicc"

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How and why did I just smell play doh

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to art or not to art that is the art

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@jasminemaylord I didn't even know you could get those :o

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... how can I begin to say ...

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@jasminemaylord ahahahahhhhhahahahaha

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https://t.co/hfG5AGk1WX

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

Who coined the term "coined the term"?

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@MichaelERossi :o

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why am i on twitter i have schitt to do

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@nekmilloin I fear that day will soon be upon us ... I can feel it in my loins.

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@nekmilloin @2gay2lift *insert fitter happier by radiohead*

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@nekmilloin @2gay2lift Rejoice! For I now have a purpose!

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