Satchel

just some guy!

[Satchel @satchelllll]

Body update

[Satchel @satchelllll]

they wanted more viewership so they went with Pink.. oh okay

[Variety @Variety]

Pink on hosting the #Tonys:

"When the call came, I was like, ‘Why me? I’ve never been on Broadway,’ which is probably the collective eye roll that I felt,” she recalled with a laugh. “But they said, ‘Because we want more viewership.’ And I was like, ‘Great! I have a purpose! I’m your guy!’ So here we are — it’s a beautiful group of people to celebrate.”

https://t.co/0ijCuDQISA

[Satchel @satchelllll]

poor guy was traumatized by Tenet 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Robert Pattinson was the only actor to ask to read the script for Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ before agreeing to star in the film.

“You want to read it? Everyone else just said yes,” Nolan replied.

(https://t.co/kzJV4Ty3wH)

[Satchel @satchelllll]

every gay person born in June is getting their “Happy pride and birthday month gay” texts today! as is tradition

[matheus @thestrokks]

quando saio com babytee

[Satchel @satchelllll]

bet the breath at this party go crazy

[aadilpickle @aadilpickle]

sf is so weird what do you mean theres a tinned fish party

[Satchel @satchelllll]

People trying to sue before just buying a cheap alarm clock

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[Satchel @satchelllll]

Has anyone ever addressed the low key deafening squeak around the :29 mark of this song? tf is that

[Satchel @satchelllll]

why does everybody do that hunchback thing on the stair stepper at the gym?

[Satchel @satchelllll]

being in a calorie deficit works 😡

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[just a @F466OT]

Being groomed and sober as a teen is so funny like why was I more afraid of vodka than 30-year-old strangers?

[Satchel @satchelllll]

@burgha_de @ArtDuggy so relatable! saw it at the drive in as a kid with my family and my siblings and I started weeping at the dog scene and we did in fact leave 😭

[Satchel @satchelllll]

what movies looked like in 1972 vs what movies look like in 2026

[Pop Base @PopBase]

NASA shares 1972 vs 2026 photos of Earth.

[Satchel @satchelllll]

Been microdosing success lately bro but I’m ready to OD 😳

[Satchel @satchelllll]

Anybody else’s feed recently become a part of spanish twitter? not mad about it, but working the fuck outta that translate button lately

[Satchel @satchelllll]

ten love songs making this list is so right but insane to me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify unveils their ‘Classic Pop Albums of the Streaming Era’ list:

• Adele — 25
• Ariana Grande — thank u, next
• Beyoncé — Lemonade
• Billie Eilish — HIT ME HARD AND SOFT
• Billie Eilish — WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?
• Bruno Mars — 24K Magic
• Calvin Harris — Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1
• Carly Rae Jepsen — E•MO•TION
• Charli XCX — BRAT
• Chappell Roan — The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess
• Doja Cat — Planet Her
• Dua Lipa — Future Nostalgia
• Ed Sheeran — ÷
• Harry Styles — Harry’s House
• Jessie Ware — What’s Your Pleasure?
• Justin Bieber — Purpose
• Kacey Musgraves — Golden Hour
• Lana Del Rey — Norman F***ing Rockwell!
• Lorde — Melodrama
• MUNA — About U
• Olivia Rodrigo — SOUR
• Rihanna — ANTI
• Rina Sawayama — SAWAYAMA
• Sabrina Carpenter — Short n’ Sweet
• Selena Gomez — Revival
• SOPHIE — OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES
• Susanne Sundfør — Ten Love Songs
• Taylor Swift — Lover
• Taylor Swift — reputation
• The Weeknd — Starboy

[based pariah @_Trapitalism]

aint heard shit abt those epstein files or maduro since they started escalating in minnesota. epstein files one of the biggest most important stories in u.s. history. our entire govt is a pedophilic white supremacist imperialist sex trafficking ring and to hide it they killing us

[Satchel @satchelllll]

gorgeous pics but cigarette in every pic feels so forced 😭

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

last month I met this dude on the street and took his photo and then he asked me to do a shoot with him so I did but idk if he's going to post the photos so here are a few of them

[Satchel @satchelllll]

using ai to enhance your body in photos is basically admitting you think you’re chopped :/