R a n d o m

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SolRob_OG]

Like son this is the greatest ever

#UFC322

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Let me get this straight.

A guy keeps getting weirdly targeted ads on his new Samsung TV.

So he breaks into his own TV to find out why. 1.2M people watch.

42 hours later, OpenAI deactivates his account. Reason: "Cyber Abuse."

His words: "i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering"

Same week, people on r/claude say Claude now cuts off reverse-engineering write-ups MID-SENTENCE:

"A safety check stopped my response partway through creating the playbook"

The TV is fine.

The guy who opened it is the problem.

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: He pulled out of the JCPOA, starts this war—Seven months later, six months after they declared victory, how's that war going? 

Our allies and our bases have been attacked. Americans have been killed. Hundreds of Americans have been wounded. We have run down our stock of missiles. And Iran now has veto power over the strait of hormuz, where oil goes through to the world market. 

This is the reason why the price of oil is up. Nobody disputes that. This is the reason the price of diesel is up. This is the reason why the price of just about everything is up.

Meanwhile, you got the defense secretary who's squarely focused on important matters: the jawlines and testosterone levels of our troops. 

These are not serious people. And the problem is you end up having to pay the price for their lack of seriousness.

[۟ @botanebbie]

didn't realize pythagorean theorem day was a thing and now i get to experience my first and last one of my lifetime

[TooRealMMA @toorealmma]

@SpinninBackfist Alexander “The Greatest” Volkanovski

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

“Dad who is Alexander Volkanovski? Was he any good?”

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

THE DAM GOAT

VOLKANOVSKI

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Petr Yan: *breathes*

Merab:

#UFC333

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

The same Burkina Faso they said was too poor to survive just approved an $8.2 billion budget without the IMF. Four years ago, Burkina Faso was broke. Today, its budget is the largest in its history.

[Ashtro @Ashtrro]

@smokeymcburnn Well you’d be wrong and lying to your kid

[Dre-duh ♡🇲🇽🇺🇸 @urfavedreaa]

tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂

[Title Fight @TitleFightMedia]

Marc Goddard IMMEDIATELY took a point after Nurullo Aliev landed 3 back of the head shots on Grant Dawson at UFC 333 😳👀

Referees are finally taking fouls seriously 🙌

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

DOMINICK REYES KNOCKS OUT AZAMAT MURZAKANOV IN ROUND 1

WOWWW 😳 #UFC333

[JacobFFC @JacobKhanPersad]

COD is starting to become like the Indian street cooking videos where they do all these flashy fast hand movements and head shaking for no reason.

[✭𝙅𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙄✭ @JoriiMin]

Y’all niggas creative with these insults my lord

[𝑫𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝑭𝒂𝒏 ™️ @Spliffingza]

This Drake Maye Hate Song Has me in Tears 🔥😭😂

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident

[Envader @EnvaderD]

@jbillinson The best part was we got a review from Kim Jong in about the movie via Dennis Rodman and he said Kim thought it was alright. If anything the thing he hated most was the cinematography

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

@emmarosefoxs The emails that leaked showed they had discussed the idea of letting Spider-Man be in Civil War, and that caused a ton of public pressure to do it when the emails got out, so you could actually argue that North Korea is responsible for Spider-Man in the MCU