Jordan

an account that documents ones unfortunate events

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#itsbeenaminute Today, an older older man in passing says, y’all (Stephen & I) look good together. I hope y’all aren’t brother & sister. 🤣 …haven’t heard that one before.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

Here to report it hasn’t changed.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump I have a healthy obsession with baby shoes…I do feel that will change when Tre can walk.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

@SMooreJr23 …don’t include me in this.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#brainfump I feel like this is an unpopular opinion but… dogs are nasty & messy.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump it be the littlest things! Can someone please tell me why Stephen & I were at the Kroger in the self check-out line needing assistance and the lady that worked there randomly asked if we paid for my child’s formula that was sitting in the bag..?

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump I will never understand why other women say, “oh my baby is 20 weeks.” 😒nah. Your baby is 5 months ma’am..or “oh my baby is 30 months” 😒no ma’am. Your child is damn near 3!

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump I love the routine & lifestyle we have given our son. It’s not the “norm” & it’s been working for us.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump the other day I wrote a IG post about being called Stephen baby Momma & how is was a form of discrimination….it sure would be the white man who called me said name would then say, “I’m in my feelings.”

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump my son goes up a size in clothes every two weeks. 🥴 Little man is almost 7 months but wearing 18 mo.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump I have a healthy obsession with baby shoes…I do feel that will change when Tre can walk.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump read this thing about a mom missing her kid while they slept…I didn’t know how quickly I would start to relate to that statement.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump morning & nap time snuggles are my fucking favorite!!

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump Always tip your servers guys!

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

#braindump y’all I be forgetting my son’s name is Stephen.. I only ever call him Tre or my baby. 🥰

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

Saw a baby that looked to be about the same age as Tre.. come to find out he’s nine months. 😅 My son is just a big fella!

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

My gut is telling me a guilty conscience always accuses..

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

🐸☕️ if you loved me.. you’d understand. You’d see I’m not okay. You wouldn’t accuse me of cheating. You wouldn’t call me lazy. You wouldn’t call me a bitch or hoe. You wouldn’t put a timer on my alone time. You wouldn’t keep me from my son.

[Jordan @youfoundajem]

I’m very broken right now.. I wish everyone could just understand I’m doing my best.

[StillGlamorus 🤍🪬 @StillGlamorUs]

I am a woman built upon the wreckage of myself.