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[MAJID SIDDIQUI (ماجد صدیقی۔) 🇮🇳 @meem_se_majid]

“We will show them Our signs in the horizons and within themselves until it becomes clear to them that it is the Truth.”
— Quran 41:53

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

Funniest interaction I’ve seen in a long while

[Senex @senex_official]

Jewish man attempts to lure child into synagogue basement for sex, but is met by predator catchers.

Why wasn’t he worried about any of the other attendees seeing him do this? They either don’t care, or this is a permitted activity.

[DG🎭 @DanielGilr44222]

Did Michael Jackson test the "Dave Dave" disguise in 1996 and fake his 2009 death? The theory says he used advanced prosthetics (seen in Ghosts) and Akon's "Dave" comments point to him hiding in plain sight for years.

Listen at his music video at the end of the video. 🤔💭

[⭕️ Chase Hughes @NCIUniversity]

🤯 The Rick and Morty Episode That Changes EVERYTHING

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

FALCONS WON AINT GOT NO ATTITUDE FOR NOBODY TODAY🤣🥾 #everythangbutamericanexprehh l

[TR3 MAGNUM @TR3MAGNUM_]

ME vs 54 GAME STREAK 🔥 #nba2k27

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Different species of aliens have been reported fighting in the skies above Earth — Insiders Confirm

Not a theory.
A former intelligence officer’s account.

David Grusch was in a SCIF where they discussed killing him. He described giant underwater bases and multiple species in aerial combat overhead.

Weinstein has spoken to ~50 people with overlapping versions of the same story, including high-ranking politicians.

When asked if aliens are real, he didn’t say yes.
He pointed to waived, bigoted special access programs with near-zero oversight whose stated purpose is aliens.

Real craft, fake craft, or cover for something else—he doesn’t know.

What he does know: there’s a giant lump under the rug. It’s moving. And almost nobody is treating it as urgent.

[Garaa @garaa_arc]

Luis J. Gomez recalls the wildest acid trip of his youth and how it completely warped his perception of reality.

"I’m talking about on another planet, dude... Within 10 minutes of that, I lose Dan, Dan’s running down the street like a lunatic"

"He was like, 'Dude, I have liquid acid in an eye dropper... $3 a hit.' Super cheap"

"Dan did like two drops... And then he went, and he went, and he went 'Ssssss' and squirted"

"He looked how much was left in it, he was like, 'Dude... Don’t pay me. You didn't get this from me,' and then he just walked away"

"I tripped for two full days, 48 hours straight, didn't sleep... kept on tripping. Then I finally fell asleep and the next morning I woke up and it was like I had taken a hit of acid the next morning"

"I remember being at a Dunkin' Donuts and just sitting there at the table and just fucking thinking about numbers a lot... everything was just fucking brighter. It wasn't pleasurable at all... I kept on coming into my head to kill myself"

[Hux @huxlab]

John McAfee被问了无数次“成功的秘诀”，终于懒得再装了。

他直接说：你不会喜欢这个答案。

许多人终其一生都在拼命努力、频繁试错、疯狂内卷，结果依然在原地打转。

不是能力不够，也不是机运未到。

因为你本质上是一个被死死拴在海底的气球。

气球生来就该向上浮。

真正把你按在深水区窒息的，不是天赋的贫瘠，而是你身上的负重：

恐惧、怨恨、失望，以及对受害者身份的执念。

这些烂绳子不斩断，你再怎么折腾，也绝不可能浮出水面。

斩断它们，你浮到顶端只是一种物理必然。

McAfee 给出的解法极其冷酷，只有一句话：

立刻切断，绝不恋战。

伴侣惹毛你、合伙人背刺你，如果你在 10 秒钟内还无法翻篇，这局你就已经彻底输了。

因为那已经是过去。

10 秒前是过去，10 小时前是过去，10 年前同样是过去。

在这个物理世界里，过去根本不存在。

你每多愤怒一秒，都是在用现在的生命，为死掉的幽灵支付巨额租金。

停止反刍，停止怨恨，剪掉所有往下拉扯你的下坠力量。

困住你的从来不是残酷的外部世界，而是你自己死死攥着、舍不得松手的那根烂绳子。

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

Another rare funny moment from the modern SNL. Im not gonna rag on them. You either like it or you have actual taste. 🤣🤣🤣
They do accidently put out decent skits once in a while, I'll give that much. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Book of Enoch @EnochsArchive]

Joe Rogan discusses the disturbing allegations surrounding the Epstein files. How much of the truth has really been exposed, and how much remains hidden?

What do you think? 👇

[💍𝒮𝓊𝑔𝒶🫶🏾 ❄️December’s 12/18 Coldest☃️ @SagittariusN2U]

I don’t know what happened to this version of Eddie Murphy, but he tried to tell y’all back then‼️

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

For y’all’s consideration, Jamie Foxx put on a clinic 😂😭

[SNEAKO HQ @SNEAKOHQ]

SNEAKO has the FUNNIEST reaction after listening to "Jew Not Like Us" for the first time 😭

[Shemeka Michelle @ShemekaMichelle]

😂😂 Here are the ACTUAL moments referenced in Druski’s latest skit.

Lay off Mario Lopez though! 😅💕

[BlueBriefing🎬🍿 @Uzonna7]

When the bomb vest starts beeping and the only plan is “drive faster and scream”:

🎬📺30 Minutes Or Less🔥

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Netanyahu says he funded Hamas to prevent the creation of a Palestinian state.

He literally says it - yet it's never part of the discourse of our media.

Essential information. Ignored.

Oct 7th was an Israeli play to entirely depopulate Gaza.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

She’s spitting facts! Women won’t like it!